MLP facebook teaser unlikely to reach share goal anytime soon - unless you get off your ass.

12 hours ago - that's half a day in human years - the MLP facebook page put up a new teaser video for next week's Season 6 premier, featuring a few incredibly brief glimpses of the upcoming episodes. While this in itself is nothing out of the ordinary, the underwhelming response to its release surely is.
The video, which was promptly promoted by the fervent hordes of Equestria Daily, came with a familiar incentive; "If this video reaches 6,000 shares, you’ll unlock an EXCLUSIVE 2-minute clip from the season premiere!"

This sort of thing has in the past been met with a swift flurry of shares in a race to receive the next clip, something that...doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon.

Interview with Pencil - Artist of Marble-Pie comic

Every now and then, a diamond emerges from the bleak, black abyss of /mlp/, coughed forth into the light of day. One of those diamonds has emerged in the form of a fully-illustrated Anon In Equestria story. There are some NSFW elements, and they are contained in a separate account. We will link BOTH accounts here, because this is HN dammit.

We contacted Pencil, the artist for that story - dubbed "Marble-Pie" on tumblr - for a brief chat.

Here's those words.

PRO MLG 420 NO SCOPE CONSPIRACY THEORY: What if Flurry Heart is actually Starlight Glimmer?

Yeah, I know it's spelled 'Flurry Heart'. I bet 'Fluffy Heart' would have sold more toys... but not McFlurries.

Tonight while shitposting on Twitter I noticed something pretty obvious: That Flurry Heart looks a lot like Starlight Glimmer. But the more I thought about it the more it made sense:Starlight Glimmer was recently introduced out of nowhere, she's strangely powerful for a unicorn and the only constraints on her time travel come from her own self control. If you've got nothing better to do read more after the break as we try to justify Flurry Heart's existence.

GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE

Might as well put the stream links on here

http://www.bronystate.net/
http://cinemaquestria.com/
http://poniflix.net/
http://equestria.tv/r/cmc_clubhouse
http://bronytv.net/
http://http//www.ustream.tv/channel/the-brony-network
http://www.livestream.com/otakuascendedlive
http://vaughnlive.tv/haxmega
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ponyspazz

Ask Daddy Meme - pony edition

We're not exactly sure what this collection of image macros will be called, as it's pretty new as far as these things go. But we're enjoying some of the versions that /mlp/ has been pumping out over the last few days. Enjoy.

Bronies rejoice for the The Long Awaited Return Of

The Misleading clickbait headline!


Many people have begun saying it, that things have been mighty dull around here since Season 5 began. And we're not in much place to argue. This has been the slowest time for HN since its inception a year and a half ago, and word is we're not the only ones scraping the barrel for content.

So we've decided to hold a poll, to see how everyone else is feeling about the community, right at this moment.

EFNW is in progress right now, somebody please do something interesting there.

Hasbro's Planned Live Action Equestria Girls Stirs Controversy with Tumblr

*Trigger Warning: the following article is satire.

Due to rising pressures to whore out tired old content from competition such as Disney, Nickelodeon, et. al., Hasbro eagerly announced the first live action rendition of My Little Pony: Equestria Girls. Though, much like the remakes of its competitors, Hasbro's announcement does not come without controversy.

Recently, thousands of users across tumblr and sponsored Gawker feeds have taken up arms against the toy conglomerate, urging the company to be more socially and racially sensitive in its character choices.

Crazed Horse News Intern Finally Put Over The Edge; 2 Injured

Recently the Horse News office staff has been in a very good mood: The prolonged hiatus is ending this weekend, Babscon is also this weekend, and Newsie is finally getting laid on a daily basis. This unfortunately wasn’t enough for one Horse News intern, who had ‘broken his last straw’ earlier this morning. Details after the break.

/mlp/ won something

OH BOY OH BOY WHAT DID WE WIN. I HOPE IT'S A PONY. OR AN AMETHYST DOLL. OR CHOCOLATE.

Fluttershy pissed herself

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOOK AT THIS NERD! SHE PEED HERSELF IN PUBLIC, WHAT A FAG! AIN'T NOBODY GONNA WANT THAT RANK ASS POON, LOL!

How to spend your valenties day the Jin way!

While the >normies were spending their valentines day with each other, and all of 4chan were spending it with their waifus, everyone's favorite plushy fucker spent it with his love.

The details after the break!

Big week for pony ahead - Toy fair...anniversaries...and the long haul

You may have noticed a shift on Horse News over the last few days. Namely the sudden slowing of posts...and that new header we have. Well there's a very simple reason for that: 

we are going fucking stir crazy in worry for what this week will hold for us.

 For those of you who aren't some sort of savant when it comes to dates and their significance to our prison fandom, this is a big week for us.

Why is this a big week? A few reasons.

Season 5 is finally done with storyboarding; seems like forever

Well Ponies, it's been a fun season. Now to sit and wait impatiently until it starts airing.

— Sabrina Alberghetti (@TheRealSibsy) January 9, 2015

Thanks to an announcement from pretty cool storyboard artist and Mando snake charmer Sibsy, we now know that season 5 is in fact still happening and is just now exiting the storyboard phase of development. We hope.

Season 5 Bingo Sheet

Who wants to play Bingo?

Top 50 Pony Music Countdown and EFNW Charity Auction Announcements

It's New Years Eve which means a few things. Firstly it means that there are mere hours left on the lifespan of a certain website. Additionally it means all sorts of end-of-the-year shenanigans, and that I don't feel like posting multiple press releases individually. So here we have 2 press releases, one from PonyToast with his "Top 50 Pony Music Countdown" and EFNW's Charity Auction Announcements.

Enjoy.

Babscon announces "Holloween Harvey" as guest of honor

"Literally who?"

More after the break!

Meghan McCarthy promoting the fedora lifestyle

Sad news coming in today, as yet another loss has been made in the field of public decency. Meghan McCarthy, notorious gang leader and shipper of waifus, used her major influence to further promote the traditional brony lifestyle. That lifestyle being ponies and fedoras. And actually liking Rarity.

Horse-News releases waifu price calculator AKA your waifu is worth nothing

/mlp/ has had an issue since before it was even created, the never-ending debate about which pastel colored horse is better. We decided to end this by developing a tool in collaboration with the University of Niger that will calculate if your waifu is worthy of getting cummed inside.

Tidbits: It's all crumbling down edition: Sydneigh update, Scarves, Neal Dusedau, and so much more

So, as we all know, Sydneigh 2014 collapsed in a smoldering heap this week, along with Journey of the Spark, 4chan's moderation policies, The Hub Network, and any remaining hopes that we had of getting a keg for Nightmare Nights.

It's been a fuck of a week.
Read all about it.

D.Order Of Ponycons destroys peace of Neutrality.

Today the unthinkable happened, and a peace that many didn't even know existed was shattered, when D.O.O.P. (The D[REDACTED] Order Of Ponycons) attacked the neutral post homeland. This unprovoked passive aggression was found to be prompted by the infamous DOOP commander, henceforth referred to as "Zapp".