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Showing posts with label Not stupid but not making this up. Show all posts

Frontline Dispatches: Mares' Co Ponies Turn Churn 'n' Boil Reactor Off.

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In our last frontline report, we covered the heavy fighting taking place around the Churn 'n' Boil reactor in the north of the shepherd town of Ewe-Crying. The Mayor, stand-up comedian Cheese Sandwich, reports that armed security forces led by Pie Tin have managed to capture the derelict reactor and have forced staff to turn it off.

Experts fear that a crisis is imminent.

Frontline Dispatches: 'Vladdy' Maud Pie Tin 'Stalled on All Fronts'

You can see our previous coverage of the ongoing war here


Over the first few days of this conflict, Maud Pie's armed security forces have been steadily advancing from her research commune, Mares' Co, into the neighbouring settlement of Ewe-Crying on the Crying River, and have been making significant gains in various places. However, the operations have slowly stalled as they approached more built-up areas of the town.

What follow is an update of the situation.

 


Russian Brony commits murder / suicide at Moscow college with knife and saw


The uncensored images are literally too graphic and brutal to post here.
Horse News has learned that a college-aged brony in Moscow Russia, murdered a teacher with a knife, and posted photos posing with the body, before taking his own life with a circular saw.



18-year-old Andrey Emelyannikov cut his teacher (Sergei Danilov)'s throat, reportedly as part of an online "blue whale-style online death game". The murder took place at the Western Complex of Continuous Education on Gvardeiskaya Street in Moscow.

Do not click the links below if you are not prepared for horrific amounts of blood and gore.

Brony / Animator Murders 3 in Supermarket Massacre, leaves Violent Manifesto Animation




Randy Stair, a 24 year old Brony and Youtube animator from Pennsylvania, murdered 3 people in a massacre at a supermarket on Thursday night. What he left behind, is some of the most haunting imagery ever seen on social media. The victims were his coworkers.

His last video, a manifesto posted shortly before the events, is filled with both pony imagery as well as a horrific animated school-shooting project he was supposedly working on for quite some time, inspired by the cartoon Danny Phantom.

Music Thief Darren Ross: Buys his followers and...makes creepy sexual videos of children?

Here at Horse News, we do the digging, and sometimes even we get disgusted at some of the shit we find.

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Last week, we wrote an article about this guy, Darren Ross, who has been actively stealing music from the fandom, applying his shitty voiceovers on top of them, and copyrighting them so he monetizes off the original song's views. Well, we've done some more digging about this guy, and uncovered some incredibly vain and some unsettling disgusting shit this man has done.

Brony artist takes his own life - Rest in Peace James Tempest


Ladies and gentlemen, it is with heavy hearts that we must be the bearer of bad news. We have just received word that the beloved brony artist known as James Tempest, took his own life on March 4th after a 2 year long battle with depression. His boyfriend Lucid has made the confirmation on his blog here:

We will be updating this post with more information shortly.

How to spend your valenties day the Jin way!




While the >normies were spending their valentines day with each other, and all of 4chan were spending it with their waifus, everyone's favorite plushy fucker spent it with his love.

The details after the break!



Apple Jack was a military hero


An image of mysterious origins has been making the rounds on the interwebs, featuring a grave marker that bears the name "Apple Jack". We have tracked down the origin of this tombstone, and it appears that it actually belonged to a veteran of the US Army. And that veteran...was a horse.

Hasbro launches entire toyline for Autism



Today, Hasbro announced the launch of a new project called "Toybox Tools", an toyline initiative aimed at persons with developmental disabilities. In cooperation with The Autism Project, Hasbro has compiled a series of toys for those with Autism.
Among those on the list are such classics as Mr. Potato Head, Play Doh, and Connect 4.