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/mlp/ Dubs - MLP Episode 100

Recently, a bunch of Anons from /mlp/ decided to redub the 100th episode of My Little Pony. Enjoy the autism, and be prepared to be entertained in a way you never knew you never wanted.

To the Toilet and Back Again: ToonKriticY2K Hypes Up False Sexual Harassment Claims To Ban Anons from BABScon

The infamous hat rests in its natural habitat.

UPDATE: All charges against the anons listed below have been dropped since the article was published.  The anons have made apologies to FiauraTheTankGirl for any misunderstandings that occurred between them.  The racism charges were also dropped by the person who had signed that complaint as they did not actually witness the event first hand.  The sexual harassment complaint was never actually filed, but the person who made the complaint has already publicly withdrawn their complaint (as detailed within the article).  We hope BABScon will also refrain from placing any ban longer than what was already imposed upon them.

This is the story of a hat and its brief journey from the inflated head of the “analcyst” known as ToonKriticY2K (aka CarToonZ) to the depths of a hotel toilet at BABScon 2017 and how a lie about sexual harassment got the badges of the three anons involved pulled, who now face the possibility of being unofficially blackballed for life from all pony conventions.  For “borrowing” a hat.  A fucking hat.

Pacific PonyCon: The Newfag Experience

He is Chelis. We are Chelis. Send help.

It's been over two weeks already? Jeez, I feel I just came home yesterday. Days spent with friendos just aren't the same as the days you spend with close horsefuckers and hard cunts. I've been to a few cons in my time, but Pacific PonyCon will have a special place with those of us that were there. A brotherhood? Nah. Band of Horsefuckers? Most definitely.

Brony fraternity to be colonized at Boise State University

As a currently pledging member of an unnamed fraternity, I have to put up with a lot of shit. It's why I can barely move, my ass hurts, and why I haven't been writing for months at a time. In the end though, the experiences with your brothers are ones that will last you a life time, as does the reputation as a rapist. So it's no wonder that an official fraternity of Bronies will colonize its first chapter starting in the Spring at Boise State University, home of the Broncos.

"Bronalyst" Bilks CAD $7,432 of Booty by Beguiling Brainwashed Bronies

Is that money in your wallet or are you just happy to see me?

Nowhere is the willingness of bronies to lend a helping hand more apparent than in the vibrant charity community we foster.  Bronies in dire need post their requests for help on Indiegogo, GoFundMe, or similar crowdfunding sites, and we often answer their pleas with generous donations.  However, there are some dishonest people out there who attempt to abuse the system for their own gains.  Meet “Doctor” FallenWish, a brony “analyst” who loves those ill-gotten sweet brony shekels so much that she ran not one but two charity schemes on unsuspecting bronies, netting more than CAD $7,000 to date.

Futaloo's UK Fashion "Fun"

You'd best start believing in horribly wrong fashion shows, /mlp/. You're in one.

New Brony Music Producer Adds "Official" To His Name

Toronto, Canada - New brony music producer Aiden "DJRainbowShy1999" Robertson announced over the weekend the addition of "Official" to his musician name, making his new name "DJ RainbowShy1999Official."

Crazed Horse News Intern Finally Put Over The Edge; 2 Injured

Recently the Horse News office staff has been in a very good mood: The prolonged hiatus is ending this weekend, Babscon is also this weekend, and Newsie is finally getting laid on a daily basis. This unfortunately wasn’t enough for one Horse News intern, who had ‘broken his last straw’ earlier this morning. Details after the break.

Best Pony Competition

Over the weekend Horse News held its second annual best pony* competition to see if the viewers opinions on the pone have changed within the past year. We went around the internet asking anonymous contributors what their favorite pony is and, unsurprisingly, the results were unanimous.

By the end of the polling, which lasted from now, a whopping total of everyone who voted decided that the winner is...

Vinyl Scratch

best pony ever

Runner up's** below the break.

Photos by Google Images

Zachary Rich's Double Rainboom Re-Upload

Well, look at that. Hasbro must have let ol' Zach put his video back on Youtube!

Cloudsdale: An Introductory Farewell

 On January 1st 2015, a brony social network named Cloudsdale was shut down due to unpaid server bills. Usually it only barely managed to scrape by each month and was saved by some newfag who used it to chat with his "girlfriend" (who more likely than not usually turned out to be either a really ugly dude or a small child around the age of twelve), but December turned out to be different in that said users were too caught up in the holidays to realize that their favourite hangout was on its last legs, and by the time they realized it was far too late for anything to be done. Normally this wouldn't be that noteworthy, except that in this case said website had over 30-40k users and a reputation for general faggotry of both sorts.

Welcome to Cloudsdale: neckbeards, furries, pedophiles and excessive homosexuality lie herein.

My Little Pony voted Most Overrated Animated Series

Friendship is Magic has such an interesting history of winning online polls. And pissing off other fandoms doing it. This time though it looks like we won without trying, being crowned the Most Overrated Animated Series of all time.

Hasbro launches entire toyline for Autism

Today, Hasbro announced the launch of a new project called "Toybox Tools", an toyline initiative aimed at persons with developmental disabilities. In cooperation with The Autism Project, Hasbro has compiled a series of toys for those with Autism.
Among those on the list are such classics as Mr. Potato Head, Play Doh, and Connect 4.