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Obituary: The Queen Has Died

Obituary: Queen Fausticorn Dies at 96 Centuries Old 

by Paige Turner, Royal Correspondent

 

Tribute piece by Anon

The Royal Canterlot press office has confirmed that Fausticorn, oldest living creature in the monarchy, and founder of the nation of Equestria, has passed away at ninety-six centuries old.

The Queen witnessed a tumultuous but very successful reign over her kingdom during her period on the throne, from the official founding after helping to banish the wendigoes to the opening of the borders that allowed all types of ponies to live and prosper in harmony. This also included the large influx of migrants during the first century of her reign from former Imperial territories and the Really Massive War, in which she spent service pulling an ambulance cart.

The entire nation of Equestria is in a state of mourning. She leaves behind a nation with rising costs of living on all sectors and increased racial tension partly due to the current war between the security forces of Mares' Co and the comedy campus town known as U Cryin', led by noted comedian Cheese Sandwich (real name Chaz Sandvichskyy).

Best Pony Competition

Over the weekend Horse News held its second annual best pony* competition to see if the viewers opinions on the pone have changed within the past year. We went around the internet asking anonymous contributors what their favorite pony is and, unsurprisingly, the results were unanimous.

By the end of the polling, which lasted from now, a whopping total of everyone who voted decided that the winner is...

Vinyl Scratch

best pony ever


Runner up's** below the break.

Photos by Google Images

"Science Experiment" goes terribly wrong - Meet the "Jar Project"


It was a story we've known about for a few days, but were too busy posting Comic Drama to pay too much attention to. Now that Horse News has finally come out of our Thanksgiving Food Comas, we bring this to you; a science experiment gone terribly wrong. The image you see above you is real. It features Rainbow Dash congealed in a mysterious brown substance in a glass jar.

That substance, is human semen.

Meanwhile on Twitter


A bounty for anyone with a saw.