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Obituary: The Queen Has Died

Obituary: Queen Fausticorn Dies at 96 Centuries Old 

by Paige Turner, Royal Correspondent

 

Tribute piece by Anon

The Royal Canterlot press office has confirmed that Fausticorn, oldest living creature in the monarchy, and founder of the nation of Equestria, has passed away at ninety-six centuries old.

The Queen witnessed a tumultuous but very successful reign over her kingdom during her period on the throne, from the official founding after helping to banish the wendigoes to the opening of the borders that allowed all types of ponies to live and prosper in harmony. This also included the large influx of migrants during the first century of her reign from former Imperial territories and the Really Massive War, in which she spent service pulling an ambulance cart.

The entire nation of Equestria is in a state of mourning. She leaves behind a nation with rising costs of living on all sectors and increased racial tension partly due to the current war between the security forces of Mares' Co and the comedy campus town known as U Cryin', led by noted comedian Cheese Sandwich (real name Chaz Sandvichskyy).

Them's Fapping Herds - adult parody game of Them's Fightin Herds....already released



So this is pseudo-pony related, as the MLP community has been watching the progress of "Thems Fightin Herds" - the spiritual successor to "Fighting is Magic" - on Indiegogo. Well, the ever-prolific Tiarawhy has already released an adult video game based on the proposed fighting game....a week before the FUNDING for TFS has even been secured.

From the number of searches in our site analytics for this sort of thing, we can tell it's something a good number of you want to know about for some reason. As such...

We'll provide a 100% NSFW link below.