Cringe Corner: The Audiowave Dasher's Years of Harassment Megapost

It's a new year and once again, the easily triggered wannabe Brony Musician known as AudioWave Dasher / Ben Jackson / TheGreatTailz / Aeons And Airwaves is back again on his campaign of harassment.

Brony Analyst / Apsiring Voice Actor named "Performance Major" admits to ERPing with Underageb&

Not long after the whole ToonKriticY2K drama that has been going on for a while, with still blurry details about whether justice has been served (it hasn't), and a plethora of apologists from the Analysis Community, another such person has come out of the woodwork and admits he also wanted a piece of that underage titty.

Cringe Corner: A stalker brony named "Stalker" - Lightning Stalker / Neon Notes threatening / harassing people

If you agree to be his boyfriend, he'll make you some sandwiches.

As the community continues to wrestle with the fallout of ToonGate, another contender for creepiest Cringe Corner character has crawled out of the shadows onto everyone's twitter feeds. A stalker, who literally goes by the name "Lightning Stalker" (along with several other aliases) has been showing off his skills as a true pickup artist....by literally messaging HUNDREDS of twitter users, and asking "can I be your boyfriend"?

But it doesn't stop there.

Man marries pony plushie, celebrates July 4th with Scat. Keeps public record he wants you to see.

Please....end our suffering.
Here at Horse News, we're well acquainted with seeing random one-off images of guys sticking their dicks in and around toy horses. But this...this takes it to another level.
A man going by the screenname "Jin15" who we've posted about in years past who is in a supposedly commited relationship (read:married to) with a stuffed horse....has begun posting images...of himself....shitting on said stuffed horse.

If your lunch was expensive please do not proceed any further.

Horsefucker Scientist Unearths Ancient Artifact of Ponies Past

Earth Date; April 23rd, 2117  

     Today at approximately 13:00 Horse Scientist and Memeologist “Fig Faggotson” unearthed a forgotten piece of horsefucker past, 100 years in the making. An odd device that appears to be a jar of light blue liquid.

Local analyst literally worse than Discord

"It's over" 

"I control it now"

Sounds like a general on the war path or a quote from recent events from (what's a) Aleppo, right?

Nope!

This is about a talent less analcyst getting revenge months after she was exposed as a fraud and a slave driver.

Can't make this stuff up folks!

Lack of Horsefame drives Angry Fan to the Furry Fandom.

Horsefame - an often discussed topic that seems to affect many people in different ways, whether one has it, or not. It has indeed been the source of drama for many years now, from the Black Gryph0n Pay-to-Play scandal, to the ever classic Everfree Network shutting down due to the actions of their former leader as the catalyst for Twitter blocking drama to be felt even two years later. We have seen many times in the fandom of how absolute power corrupts absolutely, but not much has been shown about those who lack horse-fame, until today.

Cringe Corner: ForNoGoodReason (FNGR)

The face only a mother could love.

FNGR, also known as ForNoGoodReason, is someone who has been vying for our attention for two years (fucking hell, give it a break man) quite some time now, ever since we have covered any drama that has anything to do with the My Little Pony Analysis Community.

Tale of Tortured Tyranny: ILoveKimPossibleAlot Editor Tells All

Sīc semper ēvellō opprōbrium tyrannis.

Art by an Anon. Guess what? I paid for it. What a concept!

Sean Webby was eager to begin working on a new project for his magnanimous leader, ILoveKimPossibleAlot (aka KP).  He was to “head the entire project,” called Let’s Go and Meet John de Lancie (the video has since been made private), and saw it as “an opportunity for the community as a whole to band together and show de Lancie that [we] still cared.”  KP made promises “like, ‘you’ll be creating something that John de Lancie and Tara Strong will see,’ or, ‘you’ll have so many new fans after this.’”

His life, unbeknownst to him, was about to be turned into “absolute hell.”

ILoveKimPossibleAlot's Horselaber >For free requires a NDA/Contract? (Drama Series)

Well, it's been a while since we've had a good drama article, and the first one in which the drama well goes so deep that it spans more than just one article, and we aren't even done. This section focuses on the practices by ILoveKimPossibleAlot, a prolific member of the Brony Analysis Group known as the Rift Café, to which she is a high-esteemed member.

The Truth About ILoveKimPossibleAlot

KP's Mistake by Mayde

ILoveKimPossibleAlot styles herself as a “brony analcyst” while not producing much content herself. You see, she beguiles others into making it for her with illusory promises of becoming #HorseFamous themselves. Once ensnared in her claws, she proceeds to milk every ounce of labor out of her victims before discarding their empty husks. 

Cringe Corner: Harassment from Audiowave Dasher.

Audiowave Dasher's Channel.

Well, here we go once again with Audiowave Dasher, though the circumstances behind this article are unfortunately far different than before. This time, we're told its on accounts of harassment. Sit tight folks, it's going to be a bumpy ride.

Cringe Corner: AudioWave Dasher

Windows Movie Maker is a surefire way to know you're in for a ride.

In the five years of this fandom's existence, we have seen many musicians come and go. Some have been outstanding and left a lasting impression, while others have left people scratching their heads wondering, "just what in the hell were these people thinking?" - What would a Cringe Corner article be without another one of the latter artists, who goes by the name of AudioWave Dasher?

George Cain and Pony Zealotry

While we're no strangers to the dealings of George Cain, aka the Jesus Freak who would make Sunset Shimmer envious, we were bored and looked through Twitter were informed that he is at it once again, trying to push "a very important message for the world," as he says.

Hardcore Bronies Bust Behinds Being Badasses

A team of highly skilled stuntmen created a "ponified" jackass on youtube featuring them performing various hardcore stunts such as lanching a scooter dozens of inches into the air and crash landing into a field and eating spicy cupcakes as a testament to how badass they are.

Cringe Corner: "Bride of Discord"

Hey guys, wanna hear a joke? So a Horse News writer couldn't sleep. It was 6 in the morning and he had long since given up hopes of getting any shut-eye that night. So he got out of bed, turned on his computer, and spent about an hour listening to a shitty fanfic being read on YouTube.

Movie Maker: A sure sign you're in for a quality video!

What's the joke here? My life.

CRUNK Corner: TootsieRoll2 (The Pony OG)

Yo yo an' welcome ta another addition o' CRUNK Corner, urban edition dawg! Yo this day we's'll be taking uh peep at da most bom' ass rapper on all o' Vine, uh brony who goes by da name TootsieRoll2, nah wat I sayin'? It just goes ta show dat if you didn't think whitey crackas could git any mo' bizzare, some other autistic nigga will show up an' prove you wrong, ya dig? Nah sit cho' ass down and git ready fo' somethin` dat'll make klan members roll in they graves.

Cringe Corner Take 2: PreggoAppleBloom Reloaded

It's not often that Horse News gets feedback from our cringe corner spotlights. Today, it seems, has been loaded with feedback though. Earlier this month, Horse News learned of the horror that is "PreggoAppleBloom" and as such we shared it with you, our readers. Evidently the creators caught wind and decided to make a reply.

Lauren Faust Charity Auction sold for $3600 - Winner Doesn't have the money. Meet Cole

Last night, Lauren Faust joined Tara Strong and a laundry list of #horsefamous fan-VA's, on "The Old Gray Mare" podcast, to raise money for the Wildlife Learning Center. Up for auction, was a rare opportunity - the chance to have artwork of your own OC, drawn by Lauren herself. Right off the bat, this commission was expected to pull in a few grand, and everyone hoped that the character would be something inspiring. At the end of the show, the high bid hit $3604, the winner? A brony in Canada named "Cole" or "thereallynewmop".

This would be a very generous gesture....if he actually paid up.
Let's meet Cole.

Cringe Corner: Pregnant Apple Bloom - Sweet Christ Why

Many would think, that Horse News is on the pulse of the fandom's underbelly 100% of the time. Well it turns out we're not as in touch with "The Belly" as we would expect.

Meet "Pregnant Apple Bloom".