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The Truth About ILoveKimPossibleAlot

KP's Mistake by Mayde

ILoveKimPossibleAlot styles herself as a “brony analcyst” while not producing much content herself. You see, she beguiles others into making it for her with illusory promises of becoming #HorseFamous themselves. Once ensnared in her claws, she proceeds to milk every ounce of labor out of her victims before discarding their empty husks. 

THE MADNESS OF MIDNIGHT MARES

Editor's note: The following comes from "Hoof Hearted" , a podcast show on the Internets. The stories and information posted here are unverified. The opinions expressed in this commentary are theirs. Doesn't really matter because we will be blamed for this, be accused of "harassment", and get the same passive aggressive tweets sent to us, but hey don't let that stop you :). 

THE MADNESS OF MIDNIGHT MARES

by HOOF HEARTED

The resemblance is uncanny.

Hasbro shows more music videos than MTV in one day. Also review

>fandom's fw

With their only two songwriters set to board a plane to San Francisco in less than a few days, the folks behind Equestria Girls and its sequel Equestria Girls: >no hooves Rocks! have released three new music videos with new songs to keep hype levels to the max going into premiere weekend.

Brony Wedding Proposal goes terribly wrong

It was the most embarrassing moment of one Pony Fan's life, when his wedding proposal went terribly wrong. Reported in The Mary Sue last night, one man asked someone to be his waifu, using an OC commission at Emerald City Comic Con. To everyone's shock and embarrassment, she said yes, before the groom-to-be could even realize that she doesn't have hooves.

My Little Lubricants - Edible and Coming Soon

It's been a few weeks since we first heard the proposal. Tonight, we saw the second coming of Lube guy, a representative of a company which has been developing cartoon-horse-inspired personal edible lubricants. Lube Guy returned to /mlp/ to disseminate some updates, including the above photo of the "Twilightly Lavender" Pony Up! Personal Lubricant. We actually had a chance to talk with Lube Guy, whose name is actually Joe,  about the product, which he says is coming to Etsy likely before the Season 5 premier.

More NASA ponies - Rainbow Dash on Mission Patch

So, about a month ago we told you how we caused rectal devastation over at tumblr, because of the pony princesses being printed on components for the international space station. Last week we added the appearance of Nightmare moon in the Google "XPrize" video to the celestial entertainment. Well today we add another piece to the cosmos collection - ponies appearing on NASA patches.

Lewd Desire Generator

Remember when the Pony Drama generator came into being? It was one of the best things we had seen all hiatus. Now it is a sidebar application on the HN homepage. Well something perhaps even better has cum come along; an "I want to" generator.
http://a.pomf.se/pphwjc.htm

Thread Spotlight: Sunset Shimmer Burned by Out of Context Statements.

Have you ever said something that was taken so out of context that it ended badly for all parties involved? Well everyone's newest waifu feels your pain.

More after the break!

Jaxblade saves person from mugging - tests positive for performance enhancing mayonnaise

He is not the hero this fandom deserves....but the one it needs. Tonight, #horsefamous fitness enthusiast "JaxBlade" was witnessed stopping a mugging after the conclusion of BronyCon. The feat was noted to be of almost a superheroic capacity, leading experts to test him. What they found was shocking.