Massive Orgy planned for BronyCon announced on FimFiction

It wouldn't be the first time, and it probably won't be the last, but a public notice of a planned "orgy" at 2018's BronyCon was announced on FimFiction by user PsyKey. The announcement, which goes into highly-specific detail, including the date, time, and venue of the orgy, as well as what to bring, was deleted some time later after receiving attention from the community at large, so it is unclear if the brony sex party is still going forward as advertised. Below, we have copy-pasted the contents of the announcement, in the event you are planning your own orgy and don't want to have it at the same time.

Cringe Corner: A stalker brony named "Stalker" - Lightning Stalker / Neon Notes threatening / harassing people

If you agree to be his boyfriend, he'll make you some sandwiches.

As the community continues to wrestle with the fallout of ToonGate, another contender for creepiest Cringe Corner character has crawled out of the shadows onto everyone's twitter feeds. A stalker, who literally goes by the name "Lightning Stalker" (along with several other aliases) has been showing off his skills as a true pickup artist....by literally messaging HUNDREDS of twitter users, and asking "can I be your boyfriend"?

But it doesn't stop there.

Pinkie Pie stars in self-titled children's erotica

PONYVILLE - Baker and Ponyville Polytech drop-out Pinkie "Cream" Pie is renowned for her work as an element of harmony, her party planning prowess, and her multiple psychotic breakdowns. However her latest venture has sparked a major controversy with both Equestrian parents groups and censor boards, seeking to create her own unique form of literature. A mash of up of two of the biggest selling genres of all time - children's books and erotica - meant to challenge our perceptions of young colt and filly sexuality. 

Filled with graphic descriptions and even crude hoof-paintings, the first edition has already sold 130,000 copies in its first week.

My Little Lubricants - Edible and Coming Soon

It's been a few weeks since we first heard the proposal. Tonight, we saw the second coming of Lube guy, a representative of a company which has been developing cartoon-horse-inspired personal edible lubricants. Lube Guy returned to /mlp/ to disseminate some updates, including the above photo of the "Twilightly Lavender" Pony Up! Personal Lubricant. We actually had a chance to talk with Lube Guy, whose name is actually Joe,  about the product, which he says is coming to Etsy likely before the Season 5 premier.

More Newsie Lewds than we know what to do with

There has been an influx of artwork of our Mascot (and legal owner if the cops ask) known affectionately as Newsie, that has been cropping up over the last few days. And what's surprising, is that the vast majority of it is lewd.

In celebration of Blogger's lifting of their ban on sexy images, we're going to post the latest additions to the collection below.

>RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE

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