The Final Solution: Cleansing the Fandom of Channer Scum

Two of the largest surviving fandom Web sites have decided to quietly make significant rule changes in order to prevent political opinions they disagree with and to kill off a long-lived, innocent OC pony. That's right, they've finally come for Aryanne, and they're doing their best to keep their holocaust on the DL. Don't want the normies who aren't paying attention from discovering their intentions and rising up to protest these authoritarian changes, right?

Tale of Tortured Tyranny: ILoveKimPossibleAlot Editor Tells All

Sīc semper ēvellō opprōbrium tyrannis.

Art by an Anon. Guess what? I paid for it. What a concept!

Sean Webby was eager to begin working on a new project for his magnanimous leader, ILoveKimPossibleAlot (aka KP).  He was to “head the entire project,” called Let’s Go and Meet John de Lancie (the video has since been made private), and saw it as “an opportunity for the community as a whole to band together and show de Lancie that [we] still cared.”  KP made promises “like, ‘you’ll be creating something that John de Lancie and Tara Strong will see,’ or, ‘you’ll have so many new fans after this.’”

His life, unbeknownst to him, was about to be turned into “absolute hell.”

The Truth About ILoveKimPossibleAlot

KP's Mistake by Mayde

ILoveKimPossibleAlot styles herself as a “brony analcyst” while not producing much content herself. You see, she beguiles others into making it for her with illusory promises of becoming #HorseFamous themselves. Once ensnared in her claws, she proceeds to milk every ounce of labor out of her victims before discarding their empty husks. 

Cosplayer deemed "literally worse than Hitler" - People incorrectly blaming BABScon

By now, you've probably heard of the cosplayer who rocked the victims of the internet to it's core over the weekend, when he performed a 1-handed Bellamy salute during the BABScon cosplay contest. The "Führer of Equality", who received the villain award, immediately received gasps of shock, and a short dressing-down by one of the volunteer judges, who informed him of her Jewish heritage. He then adjusted his display to a 2-handed Bellamy salute, in the form of an = sign, upon the direction of the judges.

This, did not of course, prevent the people who needed something to be upset at BABScon for, from swooping in immediately, as the rest of the convention was almost completely free of drama.

Israeli Prime Minister Laments on Lack of Support for Favorite Pony; Cites Holocaust

"Seventy years after the murder of Six Million Jews," Netanyahu started his speech, "the fandom still says that Vinyl Scratch is not the best pony."

Describing the travesty against the state of Israel, Chief Zion Netanyahu addressed the UN in New York yesterday about Iran and more importantly, the lack of international discourse on Vinyl Scratch.