The Final Solution: Cleansing the Fandom of Channer Scum

Two of the largest surviving fandom Web sites have decided to quietly make significant rule changes in order to prevent political opinions they disagree with and to kill off a long-lived, innocent OC pony. That's right, they've finally come for Aryanne, and they're doing their best to keep their holocaust on the DL. Don't want the normies who aren't paying attention from discovering their intentions and rising up to protest these authoritarian changes, right?

GOP Rep from Arizona asks about furries on Twitter; becomes one hours later thanks to Brony artist UPDATED

A Republican State Representative from Arizona may have set an internet record; going from total obliviousness to full blown furry in under 24 hours. Kelly Townsend, a Representative for Arizona's 16th District since 2013 became entangled in a twitter debate regarding socialism and public education (Arizona public school teachers have been striking recently), when a twitter user named @andreuswolf called her out for getting "logically destroyed by a furry".

In what may go down as the defining moment of her political career, Townsend decided to ask
"please educate me as to what a furry is.".

The fun began immediately.

Friendship is Magic fans angered by new song about the Magic of Friendship

Yesterday, Hasbro posted a Music Video from Season 8 on their official Youtube channel, featuring a song called "Friendship Always Wins". It was clearly put up by mistake as it was scrubbed from the official channel, and any re-uploads were struck down for copyright infringement. The video shows the students at the upcoming Friendship school and how they come from all the different lands and friendly sentient races that have been shown in the show thusfar.

This of course, pissed off a lot of people.

Politics and the Pony Fandom

REAL WORLD - NOT EQUESTRIA
A con staffer for multiple conventions recently by the name of Mustard Seed has recently been blackballed from participating on staff for a number of conventions due to some controversial Tweets and accusations of allegedly being supportive of Nazis from one Purple Tinker.

RNC Uses Twilight Sparkle to Defend Melania Trump; Fandom Reacts As You Would Expect

Art by PieAnimations (See CNN, we actually credit artists)

 Unless you've been under a rock for the past few hours, you've undoubtedly heard the news: in order to defend Melania Trump's plagiarism of a 2008 Michelle Obama speech, an RNC spokesman attempting to make a point about how common the phrases supposedly are used a quote from "Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?" Welcome to American politics in 2016.

Flight Lives Matter movement kill 64 in riot, blame Celestia

A very poor artist's rendition of yesterday's protests

CANTERLOT - The scene from yesterday's Flight Lives Matter protest was one of complete anarchy, all from a movement aimed at trying to stop violence. By the end of the day a total of sixty-four bodies lined the streets after rioters burned, shot, and somehow morbidly crushed random ponies. The FLM representative who is only known as 'DR' released a statement today, placing blame solely on Princess Celestia and not the five people in FLM shooting at innocent bystanders.

"We dindu nuffin" stated DR, behind her all black hoodie and blood stained bandanna.

Gallopagos Island accepting refugees from US Election

Following decisive victories by Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton in the South Carolina and Nevada primary elections, it is becoming clear that Pony-party candidate and glorious leader-in-exile Vermin Supreme may not be victorious in the 2016 United States election. This totally unexpected turn of events has lead many pony-party members to flee the country "before shit gets too fucked up".

The sovereign nation of Gallopagos Island has begun accepting political refugees from the "perfect storm of ignorance and social dissonance" that will continue to rage for the next 9 months in its neighboring nation.

Rand Paul Steps Up To Challenge: 100 Pony Fight To The Death

As of a few days ago presidential hopeful Randall Paul, or otherwise known as "Rand Paul" started a "Ask Me Anything" questionnaire on the internet so people could ask his views on any topic they wished.  This varied from questions about his hair (which he has stated that he cuts it himself) to his position on legalizing marijuana.

Larson Announces Bid for President

If the clusterfuck of Republican presidential candidates has taught us anything, it's that just about anyone and everyone is running for president these days.

And, of course, that this man should win.

Earlier today, M.A. Larson joined the array of potential presidential candidates by announcing his bid for office via Twitter.

Presidential hopeful enters #pantyhorse competition

It seems this year's #pantyhorse competition is heating up, with Presidential candidate Vermin Supreme officially entering another election. And boy, it's one of the hottest entries yet.

Rainbow Horse and the World of Color - finding deeper meanings in horse cartoons

While searching through my Comcast on-demand  service, I came across a show titled "Rainbow Horse" with a title called "World of Color". Being the consummate professional horse journalist I am, I decided to investigate this mysterious program, only to confirm that it is a superior show to My Little Pony in every way.

Loaded with hidden deeper meanings and adult content, analysts the fandom over will be clamoring to tackle this Catcher in the Rye-tier magnum opus.

From its dark sexual humor to its criticisms of the Iraq war, as well as its blatant mockery of the Cuban Missile Crisis, this is a program rich with thought provoking messages.

Let's take a look at the program that puts My Little Pony and Breaking Bad to shame.

‘Happy Hearths Warming’ is legal to say in Buckxas schools

 

CLOPSTIN - Buckxas - Its legal to say "Happy Hearth's Warming" in Buckxas schools and lawmakers held a news conference Monday to remind Buckxans of the law that went into effect in 2013.

Results Are In: Pony Wins Congress

"HNN--Ponies are one seat away from claiming a Senate majority that would give the pony full control of Capitol Hill, according to a HN projection.

"So far on Tuesday night, Ponies have picked up Democratic-held seats in Colorado, Montana, South Dakota, Arkansas and West Virginia and everywhere else. HN also projects Ponies will maintain their grip on the House of Representatives."

"The race is now boiling down to a tense duel over the seats in Iowa, Alaska, North Carolina and -- in a major surprise -- Virginia. The math could change, however, if Ponies lose competitive Senate seats in Georgia and Kansas."

An Ethnographic Analysis on Government Participation and Perception among Bronies

Last week we were sent an email from an "Alexandra Agostinelli" seeking participation in a survey for "An Ethnographic Analysis on Government Participation and Perception among Bronies".
We figure it would be best for him to get the largest sample group possible, and in no way encourage you to make his data skew towards the conclusion that "Bronies are Communists".

http://qeasttrial.co1.qualtrics.com/SE/?SID=SV_cJhrKMcgRLuaBrD

The message is below.

The Hub's days are numbered - new info about Discovery Family

As the Hub as we know it, enters its final 10 days of existence, new information about the replacement, a shallow husk of its former self is coming to light. Earlier today the site "Nick And More" released the above image of the new logo, along with information regarding the new lineup.

My Little Pothead - Cannabis Culture posts Equestrian Kush straight out of Vancouver

Nothing goes together better than colorful rainbow horses and some top-shelf ganja...or so we're told... Ever since witnessing the dank cloud above the Haight-Ashbury on 4/20 during BABScon weekend, it's clear that Bronies and Stoners have a lot in common, and that has become even more apparent with the latest "Budshot" on CannabisCulture.com.

"My Little Pony Kush" is a thing.

Obama administration finishes work on Portal to Equestria, returns from first diplomatic pony hunt with trophy

At long last, the Obama administration has come through, completing the long-awaited portal to Equestria, after funneling the majority of the remaining stimulus package funds into R&D contracts with Hasbro.
Obama, seen here talking with a Horse News reporter, has just returned from a "diplomatic mission" to the Equestrian Nation over the Independence Day weekend, in which he claims to have "freed the living shit out of them" from their tyrant ruler.

Our Independence Day

Six months ago saw the birth of something beautiful. Something bold, and something final.

Anons everywhere were faced with the oppressive state of pastel-coloured horse-related media at the time. Where had the enjoyment gone? Were we destined to feed from the hands of egotistical bastards, to drink from their cesspools of brown-nosing? There was fun no more in Ponyland, and we all knew it.

Supreme Court #HobbyLobby ruling prompts creation of new brony religion

Following today's United States Supreme Court ruling in favor of Hobby Lobby, one group has seen a chance to seize a golden opportunity, and have quickly established "The Reformed Church of Celestia", complete with Sunday worship and a dogmatic book of beliefs. The ruling, which protects First Amendment rights of citizens and companies to the point that they are exempt from Federal laws is seen as "a huge win for greedy sociopaths". Here's what the CoC has in-store.

The Kebab is Worst Turk: Excerpt from Horse Foopers (Fim's) Homework