Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts

Obligatory Christmas Post

Lest we be allowed to forget this masterpiece...

Merry Chrimbus you bunch of faggots, and just remember if you celebrate anything else you're a Commie piece of shit. <3

‘Happy Hearths Warming’ is legal to say in Buckxas schools

 

CLOPSTIN - Buckxas - Its legal to say "Happy Hearth's Warming" in Buckxas schools and lawmakers held a news conference Monday to remind Buckxans of the law that went into effect in 2013.

For Your Holiday Listening Pleasure

December 25th is finally upon us, and that means unless you're a filthy money-grabbing Jew, it's Christmas! It's a wonderful time of year where we get to spend quality time with our families, get plastered on spiked eggnog, and celebrate the birth of Jesus by receiving a bunch of presents thanks to the fruits of American capitalism!
Unless you work for Horse News. We're on the naughty list...
And what would Christmas be without some classic Christmas music?

A Christmas Card from Horse News


Twas the night before Christmas
And all cross Horse News
Our writers were clopping
and Guzzling booze