Showing posts with label war. Show all posts
Showing posts with label war. Show all posts

Rainbow Horse and the World of Color - finding deeper meanings in horse cartoons


While searching through my Comcast on-demand  service, I came across a show titled "Rainbow Horse" with a title called "World of Color". Being the consummate professional horse journalist I am, I decided to investigate this mysterious program, only to confirm that it is a superior show to My Little Pony in every way.

Loaded with hidden deeper meanings and adult content, analysts the fandom over will be clamoring to tackle this Catcher in the Rye-tier magnum opus.

From its dark sexual humor to its criticisms of the Iraq war, as well as its blatant mockery of the Cuban Missile Crisis, this is a program rich with thought provoking messages.

Let's take a look at the program that puts My Little Pony and Breaking Bad to shame.

Former Secessionist founds Brony Commune - The South Will Rise again


It was nearly a year ago that the Equestrian Secessionists lost the Brony Civil War and were forced to lay down their arms and rejoin the Union. Well the confederate leaders have found a new way to remove themselves from the community, in a completely literal sense: they're founding an invite-only brony commune, reminiscent of the hippies of the 60's.

But apparently the fact that the organizer was the head of the failed separatist movement last year was supposed to remain a secret.  It didn't, as one leaked chatlog shows.

Radical Bronies Declare Caliphate: Attempt to Seize Capital of Minority Fandom Groups


In a recent turn of event, radical fans of My Little Pony have splintered once again from the main fandom, ran by the minority "Normalfags" of 4chan, and laid siege to their Capital of /mlp/. These zealots, currently defined as the "Fandom State of Autism," vow vengeance upon the infidels of /mlp/ for the defilement of the holy shrine of 'Tism.


Despite pleads to return the shrine of 'Tism, one anon, donning the name of footnote, refused to uphold the rules of common decency by placing the shrine into almost every orifice on his body, and then some.

Hub Network CEO Margaret Loesch Leaving, Stu Synder to replace

Original article here
After a few years working with the Hub Network, and helping it get to where it needs to be, Margaret Loesch is leaving her position as CEO and President of the network after almost 5 years. This truly is a great loss considering who her replacement will be.

From the Front: Seperatists erect in Twitterton


With the ongoing Battle against the seceding Equestrians, I am sad to bring grave news for the valiant Yank-ee cause. It appears, along with gaining more support, that the enemy has gained ground in Eastern Twitterton. Not only this, but they appear to have erect a new structure as well.

MLP Civil War: Letters from the Battlefield



The war against the Tumblr separatist rebels rages on, as troops are called up from as far away as FunnyJunk and FIMfiction, to meet the threat. The Union forces (who are now being called "Yank-ees" due to the separatist's accusations that bronies are all chronic masturbators) have scored a major victory against their Confederate brothers, in a battle called "Entymology Hill"