From the Front: Seperatists erect in Twitterton

With the ongoing Battle against the seceding Equestrians, I am sad to bring grave news for the valiant Yank-ee cause. It appears, along with gaining more support, that the enemy has gained ground in Eastern Twitterton. Not only this, but they appear to have erect a new structure as well.

It appears the Equestrians have now used their resources to erect yet another venue, this time serving as a new Fort of Operations in our own backyard. In territory we once found to be moderately protected, the enemy has rooted itself in to the very loins of Twitterton, taking with them many local sides in what can only be described as a catastrophe.

On a more optimistic note however, it appears our efforts are not in vein. Further letters have been sent by the Derpy Express line and First Lieutenant Andy Nonymous sent us a doozy of report

Though we have lost many good boys, we have won in Ask-a-bama. With the valiant tale of Capper General's bull-moose leadership, we have now learned that President Sethisto has now allowed the use of total war against those damn dirty traitors. Perhaps now the clop can finally be freed to the home it truly deserves.

We wish you a safe return to your waifu Lieutenant, as we do to all our Yank-ee boys in blue and crackly yellowish white. And for a speedy end to this truly useless war. 

Reporting from the field, this is Lieutenant Colonel Critic signing out.

Want to join the cause? Simply apply to the recruitment offices on /mlp/ and Twitter. God's speed gentlemen, from your fellow Horse Fuckers at Horse News.