The 1 question about the robotic pony project

Everyone was thinking it.

EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION- THE DECLINE OF FANDOM ACTIVITY By HoofHearted?

EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION- THE DECLINE OF FANDOM ACTIVITY

It’s only mostly dead.

What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger, and what doesn’t make us stronger is probably killing us.

It’s hard to argue that, of all the fandoms of cartoons out there, there are few that had the strength, unity, and curiously enough, the productivity of the Bronies. Hell, the meetup groups for most other fandoms are paltry compared to the sheer numbers and activity the Bronies can boast for the past couple years. With all of this in mind, the natural question comes up:

What the hell happened?

Derbibooru switching servers, down for up to 24 hours

The third most visited pony site on the web, Derpibooru, will be down at least for the rest of the day while moving servers. Potentially the move could take a whole 24 hours, so all art scammers and perverts should find their pony fix with another site for a while. 

Tidbits: This Will Only End in Tears Edition

Ever wondered what it would be like to put your foot inside Rainbow Dash? Come on, I know you weird fucks are out there. Just picture it, your toes slowly sliding in, the hole expanding as your foot pushes deeper and deeper, your foot becoming moist...

M.A. Larson to join some boy band

People...don't worry about Zayn leaving One Direction. I heard @M_A_Larson is taking his place.
— Amy Keating Rogers (@KeatingRogers) March 26, 2015

After the boy band flavor of the month One Direction lost one of its cookie cutter members, it began a social media shit storm wondering who would replace the generic douchebag other guy. Well what started out as a rumor, was quickly confirmed as fact. Mitch "Gin & Juice" Larson will be replacing Zayn.

Equestria Girls 3 Confirmed

Australia is home to some of the scariest shit on Earth. Every living creature on that continent has been specifically bred over thousands of years to fuck you up.

Snakes on a Plane: Not so fictional in Australia...

But not since the Great Emu War of 1932 has the Land Down Under seen anything as horrifying as this:

WE SUPER BOWL NOW

If you aren't American or aren't on social media, you probably didn't know that some certain colorful ponies got their own spot on National Television tonight. During the coveted Super Bowl air time.

And they had the decency of not being Denver fans.

Pony sex doll article becomes HN's first 100,000 view article...why?

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8chan was dead (Back from the grave update)

In the aftermath of the scruffening, many citizens of /mlp/ wandered the sites of the pony fandom looking for a new perverted place to call their own. While many sites were considered, none were more promising than 8chan, a 4chan clone run by a pretty based cripple guy. Tonight though, it seems the age of /pone/ has come to an end.

Lord Sparkle descends from Equestria to smite the unworthy

"Are you a god?" Twilight asked the impudent citizen of Chile today, shortly before raining hellfire down upon them for being unclean in her sight. Chileans, having never seen Ghostbusters, had no idea that the answer to that question is always "yes".

Dreamworks 3D Rainbow Dash model

"Wait....it's 20% cooler?"
The moment we've all been waiting for has arrived - the leak of the Dreamworks My Little Pony concept art for 2017.

Hasbro Legal Team Strikes Down On Dangerous Unauthorized Apps

Around 1:30 AM this morning, a Reddit user posted a copy of what is presumed to be a DMCA notice from Hasbro Legal against multiple Windows Phone App store publishers, informing them of alleged infringement of multiple copyrights and intellectual properties. Horse News is on the scene trying to establish how Hasbro Legal found the apps in the first place, when Windows phones started to get apps, and who the hell even uses a Windows phone in the first place.

Hasbro ends HUB Partnership, Happening Level elevated

The HUB will be changing, according to the Wall Street Journal earlier today. Hasbro and Discovery are ending their partnership and will be rebranded, and god knows what else. Obviously fans are concerned about what this means for the future of pony, the workhorse that has been pulling the network since the beginning. Out of sheer boredom and confusion of course, the board has elevated the happening level. So what comes next?
Screencaps of frantic happening posts from /mlp/?

The reviews are in: the Rainbow Rocks album

Bill Nye is displeased with your shit

Taking a break from creating sacred cult documents, Horse News opened our flabby arms to welcome in the next nail in the fandom's coffin: The Rainbow Rocks soundtrack. Delayed and finally revealed, we now get to see all the new songs that the staff put so much effort in to making.

...Or they just barely did shit and rehashed old memes, used pandering in its purest form, created Trixie's darkest hour, and gifted us erotic R&B. You know, for kids!

Drama Drought hits state of Clopperfornia, Gallopagos Island residents fear worst

The effects of Hiatus fever have become so deeply rooted in the HN staff that we've begun to forget what being in-season even feels like. While the hiatus has been rolling along for months now, the worst thing imaginable has happened. As if out of some miracle, not only is hiatus in full-swing, but the fandom is actually...behaving. 

Officials have declared that we are witnessing the signs of one of the worst Drama Droughts in human memory, and the Old Clopper's Almanac is not expecting a shitstorm anytime soon.

This has driven some to drastic measures.

Spike Confirmed for Season 5...?

The data remains to be blurry, and though Horse News analysts have put the top US and Chinese government forensic scientists to the test, one question has yet to be answered;

Will Spike The Dragon be in Season 5 of Friendship is Magic?

Emergency State of the Fandom Address

its fucked

Scandal! Sethisto Divorces Trixie as his Waifu

The unthinkable has finally happened. Sethisto, world-renowned Trixiefag has as-of tonight, divorced his waifu. At approximately 7pm EST, the head of Equestria Daily, who has been faithful to blue bitch horse The Great and Powerful Trixie, announced that he was done with her. Is there a new pony in the insomniac's life?

Hasbro announces Mega Mare-athon

As if the forces that be at Hasbro haven't taken enough of our lives as is, it seems they want even more of both your soul and social life. Their plan? A marathon of all 91 episodes, over 45 hours of pony (counting commercial time for GAK!), to drain any chance of social life from it's weak minded followers.

God have mercy on us all.

MLP Fandom Creation to rival Sonic's in Absolute Terror Factor

What can only be described as a device of "pants-shitting terror, the genetically mutated spawn of nightmares itself" has been unleashed on the Fandom. The form of the destroyer has come in the form of "anthro Applejack" designed by someone named "BigSexyPlush". The thing above is real. It is for sale. And it is not alone.