Rainbow Rocks Soundtrack Delayed due to Satanic backmasking

Earlier today, the Equestria Girls 2: The Search for More Money Soundtrack was supposed to be released, as promised by Hasbro and the show staff. Meghan McCarthy even expressed excitement at the prospect yesterday, and was disappointed to announce a delay in the release due to "unforeseen circumstances". Though there is no official word what the reason is, our mole on the inside of DHX reports that it is due to the satanic messages contained within.

MLP Fandom Creation to rival Sonic's in Absolute Terror Factor

What can only be described as a device of "pants-shitting terror, the genetically mutated spawn of nightmares itself" has been unleashed on the Fandom. The form of the destroyer has come in the form of "anthro Applejack" designed by someone named "BigSexyPlush". The thing above is real. It is for sale. And it is not alone.

Some Guy Announces HorseCon

 In an attempt to get some of those sweet convention-goers' shekels actually make a pony convention that doesn't completely suck and bore the guests to death with generic "What's happening in Season 5?" questions, this one person figured that he might as well start his own con and cut straight to the point by simply naming it HorseCon (not officially affiliated with Horse News, as of yet). One admires his attempt to skip the bullocks, but anybody with half a testicle and a bag of cheese sticks can do that, so does it look like it'll be any good?

According to the information below the break (along with a convenient screencap of the original announcement), almost definitely so.

Breaking News: Seth Finally Goes to Bed

 This evening Sethisto was finally coaxed into going to bed after spending the past few years in a caffeine-fueled state of semi-wakefulness, thanks to a rather relaxing hypnosis video starring his favourite cartoon horse. General reactions varied from horror and disgust as to why the fandom's  patron saint of virginity would be looking for pony hypnosis on the internet in the first place, to that sudden feeling of unimaginable terror felt by EqD's staffers as they realized that they would actually have sift through emails and write articles by themselves for once without their mentor to guide them.

 Doctors have been unable to confirm whether or not this truly is the long sought after cure for insomnia, but if you're feeling especially brave tonight you can download the file from this not at all suspicious link.