What can only be described as a device of "pants-shitting terror, the genetically mutated spawn of nightmares itself" has been unleashed on the Fandom. The form of the destroyer has come in the form of "anthro Applejack" designed by someone named "BigSexyPlush". The thing above is real. It is for sale. And it is not alone.
These custom, 5-foot-tall, plush pony fuck dolls are currently for sale, and in the only turn of events that help us maintain a flicker of hope, they do not have any bids as of press-time.
But there isn't enough drink in the world to absolve you of the mental knowledge that these Frankensteinish creations are not even at their final forms. For a couple extra bucks, BigSexyPlush will even modify them to fit your sexual preferences.
The final blow to our senses of hope came down when the realization set in, that MLP finally has something that rivals the Sonic Fandom in awful.
There truly is no going back.
But if we're going down, we're taking the Pokemon Fans with us.
"Celestia and Arceus save us all."
Play us out Carlos!
That guy is making a Trixie, Vinyl and Octavia plushies also, lol
ReplyDeleteThis is bush-league.
ReplyDeleteThe furries made a couple dolls similar to this that use actual human skeletons.
The princess sally one is a thing of nightmares
Delete>use actual human skeletons
DeletePlease be joking...
Yeah, they do look wooden. Especially the one on the left.
Delete>tfw I posted the picture of the anthro Vinyl doll
ReplyDelete>tfw it's now headlining on HorseNews
This is both exciting and horrifying at the exact same time.
I know that feel. It's a good feel.
Deletemy god...the guillotine wouldn't be a sufficient punishment
ReplyDeleteAuschwitz - when a firing squad is simply isn't enough!
Delete*yawn*
ReplyDeleteMaybe they were hoping people weren't completely incompetent and could copy-paste a post number
ReplyDeleteI'm actually really glad shit like this exists because I've been laughing my ass off for the past 5 minutes
ReplyDeleteI cracked up when you said let's bring the Pokemon fans down with us. XD I'm in both fandoms. Then followed it up with may Celestia and Arceus help us. XD
ReplyDeleteYou guys and girls really know drama! /) XD
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone have a spare bottle of bleach?
ReplyDelete...nope, can't clop to this.
ReplyDeleteHawt.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't even come with voice! Garbage. Also ewww furfaggy shit.
ReplyDeleteNope nope nope nope
ReplyDelete$30 for a vaginal hole, another $30 for an anal hole.
ReplyDeleteThese guys know there mark-up.
*screams internally*
welp, let me call hasbro about this
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