Pony sex doll article becomes HN's first 100,000 view article...why?


A few days ago we reported on a random oddity out of the far east, which were eight-foot tall anthropomorphic inflatable sex dolls. We were only expecting to get some basic views and a few keks...but this...this is insane.

Friday was a day like any other. We woke up covered in vomit and had massive hangovers, then immediately got to work after some coffee and cleaning the ejaculate off the computer stations. Checking the official email, Capper found this slightly weird tip about inflatable sex dolls. Thinking it would be good for a quick laugh, it got made in to an article

 Then some shit went down. Facebook cringe groups, /mlp/, multiple forums, motherless.com, and tons of other sources got a hold of it. And now...

Almost half a month's views from one article. All thanks to the pony sex trade being stronger than ever. With over 100,000 hits and counting, it's the biggest article we've ever written. What the fuck.


I literally have nothing to fucking say here. Seriously we're speechless. Here's a link anyways.
Posted Monday, 19 January 2015 at 6:58 pm
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Comments (18)

  1. Sethisto19 January 2015 at 19:02

    Wow, I should have posted it!

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    1. Unknown19 January 2015 at 19:03

      You already have enough views, damn it

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    2. Itsthinking19 January 2015 at 19:06

      Seth, go back to Calpain's bed.

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    3. Unknown19 January 2015 at 19:07

      Seth, we are on a course for competition...
      You should surrender now.

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    4. Unknown20 January 2015 at 01:53

      Ah ha ha ha!

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    5. Anonymous20 January 2015 at 06:04

      Stop obsessing about Trixie or even Cinder and get a real girlfriend shaun for fuck sake.

      You're supposed to be the head of the fandom and you're a complete autist magnet yourself.

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    6. Rarifag20 January 2015 at 10:04

      Seth pls come to BAP so Calpain doesn't kill me

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    7. Unknown22 January 2015 at 13:48

      DAT reaction gif

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  2. Noctis19 January 2015 at 19:26

    Pony
    Sex
    Doll
    There you go, the three most important things of the fandom, no need to say more.

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  3. Unknown19 January 2015 at 20:00

    I-is this what it feels like to be Horse Famous?

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  4. Anonymous19 January 2015 at 23:23

    Well that settles it.
    Inflation fetish is best fetish.

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  5. Anonymous20 January 2015 at 06:04

    Don't you have a way to see backlinking?

    Maybe the article has been posted somewhere popular like Leddit or a news website?

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  6. Anonymous20 January 2015 at 06:11

    Just relaized you do have some ideas.
    Can you give us links? Like the tumblrtards reacting to this?

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  7. Anonymous21 January 2015 at 07:26

    I had no idea this site even existed until that sex doll article came out. I appreciate HN's uncensored view of the fandom. EqD used to be looser in the early days, but now it reads like a front for Hasbro. So... I came to laugh at the sex doll, stayed for the honest articles.

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  8. Anonymous30 January 2015 at 12:58

    Celly is the sex symbol and the hottest horse in the world.

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  9. Anonymous4 February 2015 at 20:03

    Congrats Capper, your one arcticle just put horsenews on the radar for a lot of people good and bad. Go now and die in whatever way you deem acceptable.

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