PRO MLG 420 NO SCOPE CONSPIRACY THEORY: What if Flurry Heart is actually Starlight Glimmer?

Yeah, I know it's spelled 'Flurry Heart'. I bet 'Fluffy Heart' would have sold more toys... but not McFlurries.

Tonight while shitposting on Twitter I noticed something pretty obvious: That Flurry Heart looks a lot like Starlight Glimmer. But the more I thought about it the more it made sense:Starlight Glimmer was recently introduced out of nowhere, she's strangely powerful for a unicorn and the only constraints on her time travel come from her own self control. If you've got nothing better to do read more after the break as we try to justify Flurry Heart's existence.

Hasbro's Planned Live Action Equestria Girls Stirs Controversy with Tumblr

*Trigger Warning: the following article is satire.

Due to rising pressures to whore out tired old content from competition such as Disney, Nickelodeon, et. al., Hasbro eagerly announced the first live action rendition of My Little Pony: Equestria Girls. Though, much like the remakes of its competitors, Hasbro's announcement does not come without controversy.

Recently, thousands of users across tumblr and sponsored Gawker feeds have taken up arms against the toy conglomerate, urging the company to be more socially and racially sensitive in its character choices.

Best Pony Competition

Over the weekend Horse News held its second annual best pony* competition to see if the viewers opinions on the pone have changed within the past year. We went around the internet asking anonymous contributors what their favorite pony is and, unsurprisingly, the results were unanimous.

By the end of the polling, which lasted from now, a whopping total of everyone who voted decided that the winner is...

Vinyl Scratch

best pony ever

Runner up's** below the break.

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