Crazed Horse News Intern Finally Put Over The Edge; 2 Injured

Recently the Horse News office staff has been in a very good mood: The prolonged hiatus is ending this weekend, Babscon is also this weekend, and Newsie is finally getting laid on a daily basis. This unfortunately wasn’t enough for one Horse News intern, who had ‘broken his last straw’ earlier this morning. Details after the break.

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/mlp/ Green-texter Finally Realizes He Just Writes Smut

After countless stories spanning nearly every general on /mlp, one Anon came to a bitter realisation that he was writing horse erotica. Only as he was writing part of a story when Braeburn was getting railed by 16 guardsmen did he stop to truly think about what it was that he was typing out. 

Club Luna returns to Southern California!

Kibbie pls

Club Luna returns to the Southern California area for a second straight year!

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Local Youtuber Eternally Buttdevastated Over Patrician Logic

Do you even lift brah?

 Youtube, Horse News- In recent news, a tumblr 4chan user by the youtube name of "Theta Wavelengths," also known as Gamma Theta, suffered from utter butt devastation after viewing the Internet Aristocrat's latest video lambasting social justice warriors on tumblr. Theta's sore anus lead him to record a reaction video towards I.A. commenting on how "he is not a real aristocrat" and how I.A. is "really, really mean." Once again it appears I.A. has hurt the feelings of another non-cis male and no one is really shocked.

BABScon to save puppies, prevent suicide, support abuse victims, make you feel bad for not helping

With less than 6 weeks until what is shaping up to be the convention of the year, BABScon is churning out press releases faster than we can figure out what to do with them. This week, groom-to-be and director of PR for BABScon WeAreBorg sent us the rundown of the charity efforts the convention is holding. In what movie directors would refer to as "Oscar Gold", congoers will be donating money to save puppies, support victims of rape and abuse, prevent suicides, and overall making those apathetic feel like shit for not opening their wallets or pulling out of their Tara Strong banks.

Friday Roundup

/mlp/ CRUSHES THE MECHA OPPOSITION 3-0, >RAPE INTENSIFIES 

goddamnit derpy

/mlp/ shot their way to victory this afternoon scoring three goals against the in-house favorite /m/. This comes after a scandal involving /mlp/ handicapped the team by removing stat cards that effectivly put them on a crutch.

Local Transspecies Brony reportedly “Deeply Offended” after being Misspecied

Nathaniel "Butterscotch Delight" Jenkins

Akron, OH – A local transspecies brony was reportedly “deeply offended” last evening at an area Wendy’s restaurant when he was allegedly “misspecied” by a restaurant employee.