Nathaniel "Butterscotch Delight" Jenkins |
Akron, OH – A local transspecies brony was reportedly “deeply offended”
last evening at an area Wendy’s restaurant when he was allegedly “misspecied”
by a restaurant employee.
Nathaniel “Butterscotch Delight” Jenkins claims when he walked up to the Wendy’s ordering station to order a Ciabatta Bacon Cheeseburger™, a staff employee greeted him saying “Hey, man, what’s can I order for ya?” Jenkins alleged that after he politely corrected the employee about his species identity being equine rather than human, the employee misspecied him again saying “Hey man, I didn’t quite understand that.”
“I was deeply offended the cashier dared to misidentify who
I my real inner being was, especially after I had corrected him” stated Jenkins. “I am absolutely furious our cisspecies society of humantriarch scum insists on addressing
each other by a species identification. I was so offended, I forgot to order
extra mayonnaise on my burger.”
The Wendy’s restaurant has declined to comment on the
incident.
I officially nominate this faggot as being less fun than Dawn.
ReplyDelete"Then he called me a Brony when I'm clearly a Horsefucker, When /mlp/ hears about this, they might just not call me a faggot for posting it."
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I can't tell what's satire and what's real any more.
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