Fans of horse website shocked by actual content

The site in question, where fans are used to a lack of anything interesting

DETROIT - The scene yesterday shocked fans and on-lookers alike, as infamous pornography and cult site Horse News actually published an article. The site, primarily known for useless members of society making fun of somehow more useless members of society, managed to actually be productive. This comes in stark contrast to the typical rate of twice a month.

"I was completely taken back. I mean Horse News actually did something? That never fucking happens," said an overweight male, probably.

"Bronalyst" Bilks CAD $7,432 of Booty by Beguiling Brainwashed Bronies

Is that money in your wallet or are you just happy to see me?

Nowhere is the willingness of bronies to lend a helping hand more apparent than in the vibrant charity community we foster.  Bronies in dire need post their requests for help on Indiegogo, GoFundMe, or similar crowdfunding sites, and we often answer their pleas with generous donations.  However, there are some dishonest people out there who attempt to abuse the system for their own gains.  Meet “Doctor” FallenWish, a brony “analyst” who loves those ill-gotten sweet brony shekels so much that she ran not one but two charity schemes on unsuspecting bronies, netting more than CAD $7,000 to date.