Fans of horse website shocked by actual content

The site in question, where fans are used to a lack of anything interesting

DETROIT - The scene yesterday shocked fans and on-lookers alike, as infamous pornography and cult site Horse News actually published an article. The site, primarily known for useless members of society making fun of somehow more useless members of society, managed to actually be productive. This comes in stark contrast to the typical rate of twice a month.

"I was completely taken back. I mean Horse News actually did something? That never fucking happens," said an overweight male, probably.

Late Drama Edition: Peter New Caught in Bed With Vincent Tong? Spicy Celebrity Gossip Inside!

Random Fan Filler: Celebrity ponies and a shitty podcast

Welp. Here we are again, with another article I have to make because Capper is locked in a Korean prison and the rest of us don't have the contacts that he does. On this special episode, we'll be enjoying a Caddyshack classic, looking at some celebrity ponies, and listen to some shitty podcast that's not even about ponies. Thanks Discovery Family for a midseason hiatus. We have to find stuff that ISN'T pony related.

Robert Downey Jr. Posts Pony

https://www.facebook.com/robertdowneyjr/photos/a.156205521214588.1073741828.154213784747095/428980930603711/?type=1&permPage=1
Only 11 hours late! New HN record!

Hulk Hogan knows we exist

Oh hey look at that. Hogan knows we're a thing.

Thousands of soldiers on the Starship Enterprise commit suicide over a new brony

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Thousands of Federation soldiers killed themselves earlier today on the Starship Enterprise after Captain Kirk Cameron announced even he didn't want to be one of them. Captain Cameron proceeded to laugh from his command post, then calling the sentient space demon Q to have tea and play checkers.

Rob Swire Approves of Pendulum's Music being played on Clop Animations

Yesterday, Rob Swire of Drum n' Bass band Pendulum and more recently EDM act Knife Party fame, was approached by some weeaboo asking if he approved of Pendulum's music being used in Tiarawhy's infamous, lewd, cloppy animations. Swire answered bluntly "I highly approve", to the reaction of many bronies and normal folks alike, ranging from joy to confused disgust. Tiarawhy herself tweeted a response back, confirming she is aware her musical husbando approves of her hard and slick work.  We spotted that Silva Hound also favorited the tweet you naughty dog.