No Hooves? Now there's shoes

Have you been spoiled by perfect 2D pony waifus? Will regular humans never be able to live up to your expectations because they have >no hooves? Of course you have, you're on Horse News for fucks sake. But fear not you filthy degenerate, there is hope yet....

...hooves shoes...

Model filled with regret as he struts New York Fashion Week in My Little Pony garb

"Screw you dad! I'm totally going to become a famous model one day, THEN who will be laughing?" These words echoed in the head of 26-year-old model Jeffery Woodland, as he took the stage during New York Fashion Week. Woodland, dressed head to toe in My Little Pony themed couture fashion began to reflect on the series of decisions in his life that led him to this moment.

Official Horse News Winter Style Guide

Cold winter weather is just around the corner, and your graphic tees and cargo shorts just don't cover enough of your body from the elements on the rare occasions you actually go outside.

Scarf, saddle, and boots
Pros: Shows you are really into some kinky shit
Cons: You'll probably freeze to death

MLB Investigating Pony-Related Hazing Incident

Hazing has become a generally accepted rite of passage for many social clubs and sports teams, and many individuals have experienced it to some degree but not our readers because they're a bunch of basement-dwelling introverts. It comes in a variey of forms and degrees and is usually either mental or physical in nature.

"Wait a second, HN, you guys are all a bunch of faggots. What's wrong with a bunch of dudes being forced to perform borderline homosexual actions?"

On the bright side, nowhere near the worst cosplay we've ever seen

How Not To Suck At Costume Contests

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Peter New doesn't have to "Pretend"

It's con season, and as we all know, that's the perfect time to put on a costume and pretend you're a pretty pony. But of course, what is the point of wearing a costume if you can't show it off to every single person at the con?

That's where the costume contest comes in. Show off your costume, and maybe win a shitty prize donated at the very last minute by one of the con's vendors! But if you think you can just throw on anything pink, call yourself Pinkie Pie, and win, you're so very wrong, on so many levels. In fact, if you do win, you really didn't deserve it.

You might be asking how you can win anyways, without any skills or effort. After all, you really want that blue ribbon from the dollar store. I have some bad news for you: it will take at least a little bit of effort to create a costume that impresses the judges.

Humanized Waifus Coming Soon, on A Pillow Near You

For the first time in a long time, glorious nippon 2D waifus meet pony waifus in the physical form of collectible Dakimakuras.

From a release by Zap Apple Product, dakimakura covers of your favorite waifu's from the currently in-development visual novel, Starswirl Academy, will be available in the coming months by Lunar Shine.

Hasbro prepares to unveil "My Little Hoverboard", to compete with Mattel's line for next year

Ever the fans of self-fulfilling prophecy, the engineers at Hasbro are preparing to unveil their very own, fully-functional Hoverboard, to be available for purchase by the Christmas season. This move comes on the heels of Mattel, who have had their plans to release the Hoverboard seen above, known for nearly 25 years. The device, which our sources (who are Hasbro and can confirm this) claim is in the middle of the production phase, will figure prominently in the upcoming Equestria Girls sequel.

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The shekels flow like water at Rarifag's house

Oi goyim da shekels for rags pleez After screaming demands from our readers and threats on several staff members' lives, we've done exactly what you've all been begging for.

I've We've created our own clothing line for ages and genders of all shapes and sizes!

Storytime with Capper: A brony's trip to the gentlemen's club

Another you say? Well I certainly don't want to leave anyone hanging. So I have decided to recount the tale of the brony in the gentlemen's club for posterity. And we can't do it 140 characters at a time. So sit back and relax as it's time for a little bit of "Storytime with Capper", here on Horse-News.

Hasbro reboots 80's cartoon featuring glam rock, and also Jem is getting a movie

We told you, but did you listen? When Equestria Girls 2 was confirmed and the first previews were released, Horse-News talked about the fact that Hasbro was clearly drawing from the success of ponies to revive interest in the other 80's girl cartoon/toy line they had: Jem and the Holograms.
Today, we get confirmation of that. Jem is returning, to a theater near you.

Horse News Insider Fashion Pro Tips

Spring is just around the corner, here and with it inevitably comes all new fashion lines as well as the re-emergence of warm weather clothing.  But with all the wonderful options available out there for your attire, making a decision on what to wear this upcoming season can be a difficult one.

This is why we here at Horse News have put together this comprehensive fashion guide so your mom you will know what outfits to put on when you wake up for work hanging out with friends interacting with people in social settings physical activity of any kind sitting in front of your computers and occasionally attending conventions.