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Jaxblade and Jhaller earn their unicorn mayonnaise

Meanwhile in JHaller and JaxBlade's BronyCon suite, Jaxblade teaches Jhaller how to earn the magical unicorn mayonnaise that everyone comes to BronyCon to enjoy. It's what they put on all the JimmyJohns sandwiches by the Hilton.

Humanized Waifus Coming Soon, on A Pillow Near You

For the first time in a long time, glorious nippon 2D waifus meet pony waifus in the physical form of collectible Dakimakuras.

From a release by Zap Apple Product, dakimakura covers of your favorite waifu's from the currently in-development visual novel, Starswirl Academy, will be available in the coming months by Lunar Shine.

Tips Fedora Man Identified (Is this news?)

We here at Horse-News fucking LOVE getting your emails, as frankly they are often too ridiculous even for US to post. That being said, we received an email from an anon this morning that just reads "We Found Him".
Who the hell is "him"? We asked, opening the email, with fingers crossed in hopes of some information regarding Jimmy Hoffa's body, or maybe even just old lewd photos of someone more #horsefamous than the rest of us. But no, this information, (which the anonymous emailer labeled as "semi-brony-related") pertained to an iconic figure in image-board culture - the "*tips fedora" man.
Apparently, "they found him".

Horse News Insider Workout Pro Tips

Hopefully by now you have all read and taken to heart our official Horse News guide to the latest trends in Spring fashion.  But if you really want to look good for your qt imaginary cartoon pony gf attract all the sloots this summer, the outfit is only half the battle.