3-year-old Parseltongue child teaches 8 foot python about My Little Pony

A 3 year old girl, suspected of being a Parselmouth and the "True Heir of Slytherine", has begun to spread the magic of friendship to the snakes. The toddler, seen here, was found by her mother to be playing ponies with the family's 8-foot-long Reticulated Python in their suburban home. It is unclear at this time, if the reptile prefers Twilight Sparkle with or without her wings, or if he likes Fluttershy more in general.

The owner of the Youtube channel "Edness Taoka", has this to say: 

"Snakes are not blood thirsty monsters. They are wrongly portrayed by the media to cause panic and paranoia. These videos highlight the extremely placid nature of what actually happens looking after well kept reptiles in a domestic setting."

How wrong that statement is, has yet to be seen, however additional footage shows the child total badass playing with the 8 foot Cretaceous-period predator with a purple plastic pony and tickling it with her fingers. 

The Swiss Attempt to Bring Back the Centaurs

We just received word from a German Swiss source, and another, that some of those crazy mountain Jews have taken the words of Adult Swim a bit too seriously, and are attempting to bring back the Centaurs by having their way with horses.

The Cult of Lauren Faust is coming to BABSCON!

-EQLA on reading this press release ^:)

So yea, Faust herself is coming to BABSCON.... and she says we forgotten about her, pffft.

Anyway, press release and general shilling after the break!

Milk, Straight from Where?!

You all just lost your jobs now.

Ever hear of Kumis? No? Don't feel bad, neither have we, at least not up until one of our followers on Twitter sent us this little juicy milky gem. The rest is below the break for all the details.

Town Comes Together to Save Miniature Horse

Indiana is one of the nation's premier flyover states, boasting miles upon miles of corn and the occasional car race.

What could be better than drunk rednecks and loud noises?

But today, Brown County simultaneously restored hope that my home state can be redeemed and saved an important life in the process.

Animals in Danger - the MLP Fanbook project

Today we got a message from a group called "The MLP Fanbook Project" with a different kind of activist endeavor to what we usually see. This one is aimed at endangered species of animals and conservation.
If not being a dick to the planet is your thing, you should check out the information below.