4CC - /mlp/ Wins the Summer Cup 2016!

Summer is on the down-slope here in God’s hemisphere, and to finish off the waning days, 4chan held its biannual imaginary divegrass tournament, Autistfest the 4chan 2016 Summer Cup.

Local Brony still a virgin

ATLANTA - Local blogger Chet Olivers woke up still a virgin this morning, after spending yet another night in his studio apartment alone. After he left high school, Olivers thought that women would be far more willing to have sex with him considering his intellect, financial independence, and fairly decent sense of humor. As usual, he was wrong. So far his two years of independence and carefully maintained sobriety have resulted in zero women hopping on his disco stick.

"I guess Lyra really is the only girl for me," said Olivers, snuggling his well-worn plushie in frustration.

The Cult of Lauren Faust is coming to BABSCON!

-EQLA on reading this press release ^:)

So yea, Faust herself is coming to BABSCON.... and she says we forgotten about her, pffft.

Anyway, press release and general shilling after the break!

Eyes on Equestria: The Equestria LA "Experience"

While Horse News was busy getting wasted because we knew that keeping us from doing interviews was a whole lot better than banning us outright from EQLA  because that would be bad PR, the media group Hoof Hearted actually did some great reporting at the con.


Here is that horror story.