Ever Johnny-on-the-spot, Sweetiebot sent us a link to the 2013 "How many shekels did Hasbro Rake In" report that was recently released. And to exactly 0 surprise, pony is plastered all over the damn thing. A Quick ctrl+f finds 27 mentions of pony in a 120 page pamphlet.
Check it out, and sit tight while we get our top economists to break down the numbers.
Some of this info we knew, but some we likely didn't.
http://viewer.zmags.com/publication/95f88138#/95f88138/1
That z-mag software is god-awful though, here, have a pdf
http://www.mediafire.com/view/96x13kjs88ayzjy/pages.pdf
According to the Data, which we will likely mess up below, MLP raked in 650 million dollars at the register last year. Which is absolutely insane. By comparison, that's approximately the Gross Domestic Product of the entire country of Samoa.
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It's too bad they don't make Dan Vs. products.
Or Dan Vs. episodes.
> making white & pink Nerf guns for grills
ReplyDeleteKind of pointless if you ask me, since there's already a lot of female Nerf enthusiasts.
"This plastic piece of crap has pink on it? I definitely want one now!"
Delete-Every Girl Never
BRING BACK DAN VS.!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe one good/bad thing about corperations, as long as ponies make them shekels the ride never ends as long as the ride never ends ponies make them shekels. The beast feeds itself.
ReplyDeleteI saw two words that nearly made me shit bricks:
ReplyDeleteONE DIRECTION.