Pinkie Pie Finally Reveals Cake Baking Secrets

PONYVILLE - Local Ponyville Partygirl and baking enthusiast Pinkie "Cream" Pie revealed to us in an exclusive press interview just exactly how she makes her cakes, after six years of keeping it a secret.


"It's a piece of cake, to bake a pretty cake," explained Pinkie Pie in a sing-song voice. "If the way is hazy, you gotta do the cooking by the book - you know you can't be lazy!"


She then proceeded to start messily throwing many different ingredients seemingly at random into a tiny bowl barely big enough to hold much of anything, without explaining it is what she was doing. When our traumatized underpaid intern we finally let out of the dark broom closet reporter on the scene tentatively asked what it was she was adding, she simply replied, "Never use a messy recipe, or the cake will end up cuh-razy!"

Pinkie, adding a mysterious "Party Powder" into her mix
After adding ingredients such as eggs, sugar, two teaspoons of vanilla, flour, baking soda, a hint of salt, and cinnamon; Pinkie explained to our reporter, "If you do the cooking by the book, then you'll have a cake!"

She was then interrupted by traveling crunk party enthusiast, a pony going by the name of "Lil Jon", who with strangely good timing crashed his wagon through the Ponyville castle walls and started shouting something that sounded like, "Break it down bitch! Let me see you back it up! Drop that ass down low, and bring that muthafucka up!"

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