Season 5 delayed until 2016


A pair of tweets that are meant to be taken 100% serious popped up tonight, informing us all of the worst case scenario: My Little Pony Season 5 has been delayed until 2016.


The tweets from Big Jim Miller and Andy Price have sent hundreds of socially inept fans into a fullblown panic, as the longest hiatus has clearly just become that much longer. The reason: A power outage. 


DHX, clearly learning nothing from Toy Story or the movie Escape from L.A. had EVERYTHING saved on one computer, which was placed on a rickety stool above a fishtank for safe keeping. Sources indicate when the power was knocked out, due to one overzealous Christmas display, a blinded intern knocked the laptop into the fishtank destroying every asset of the show, for good, in one motion. 


The intern, who was quoted as saying "sowree", was given a chocolate bar and a stern talking to, before being sent home.

At press time, 16 bronies have taken this news seriously and have contemplated permanent action.

Comments (7)

  1. Liki Weaks, if the rest of H-N burned to the ground as a result of out of control debauchery or just plain arson, I hope you would be the sole survivor.

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  2. Hopefully that means suicide

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  3. Look on the bright side, they can just download the leaked assets that have been floating around the fandom for however long.

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  4. just when I was hoping to get off the ride after season 5

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  5. And another one gone... and another one gone...

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  6. I'm gonna fucking cry...

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  7. You mean Golden SHOWER Girls

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