Prepare for an obscenely long hiatus which we may not survive.
The Stream is an absolute trainwreck, with less than 2 minutes of the half-hour (and continuing) stream being seen so far.
What we know?
That Tara and Meghan kidnapped a brony. That Season 5 is a thing. And that they are almost blissfully unaware that none of this is working.
To The Zam: Man, we've come a long way.
Mfw Dan's face behind that guy.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean I was cancelled?
Delete>Phone noises
Well can't they UN-cancel me?
>Unsure phone noises
Can't you go higher up on the chain or something?
>Explanatory phone noises
So what if I didn't appeal to the target demographic, I was great and they know it!
>Agreeing phone noises
Look, I don't care what you have to do or who you have to do it to but you need to get me one more season so that I can finish the trade deal with-
>Hesitant phone noises
What do you mean you want time off, what do think I'm paying you for?
>Silent phone noises
Oh you did not just hang up on me! Hello? Hello? I know where you sleep!
>Stares af phone and tosses it to the ground, it shatters
>Dan stands over the shattered phone in disbelief at the hand the universe has dealt him this day
>He drops to his knees and starts picking through the wreckage
>Unsalvageable
>He takes a deep breath and rears up screaming at the sky so that they very gods themselves might fear his wrath
HASBRO!
>Payphone noises
Chris, if you don't pick up the phone this second I swear I will...
End
Or was it?
BUFFERING IS SUFFERING
ReplyDeleteWell, it'll still be here before Sherlock season 4...
ReplyDeleteWe made it through the almost 9 month season 3 to 4 hiatus. I think we can survive this one, unless they end episode 26 on a cliffhanger ala s2e25, then we're screwed.
ReplyDeleteI hope it`s true!
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