Last night, fandom sweethearts Andy "Mandopony" Stein, and Sabrina "Betty Spaghetti" Alberghetii had the big talk, and Mando confessed
While this was a relationship development that everyone knew was going to happen at some point, many were shocked at Mando's simultaneous "coming out" as a lesbian.
The plans for the wedding are still unknown, as no public date has been announced, but controversy has begun to swirl around the motivations for this move. Top Vancouver celebrity gossip columnists speculate that Mando and Sisby are actually straight, and are only pretending to be married in order to gain citizenship.
Whether this means that Sibsy wants to be American, or that Mando wants to be Canadian is yet to be determined.
Our cis-gendered republican analysists inform us that Sibsy MUST be trying to gain US citizenship so that she can "cross the border, get a green-card, and take our jobs". The head rascal-rider proceeded to lecture us on how the majority of Canadians live within 50 miles of the US border because they want in, shortly before drinking a 64-ounce Mountain Dew big gulp.
Final Draft has already begun negotiations to get the exclusive rights to stream the wedding and awkwardly moderate the vows.
Final Draft has already begun negotiations to get the exclusive rights to stream the wedding and awkwardly moderate the vows.
ReplyDeleteI've never laughed harder. Thank you, Horse News.
Haha! First comment!!! God my life feels so validated right now... ehh, who am I kidding, Mando-senpai notice me!
ReplyDeleteapparently anon commented first while I was typing... you bastard. Way to kill the dream
DeleteMy plan is complete! Now Mando-sempai will notice me! WAHAHAHA!
DeleteNot until you give him a good nipple massage.
Delete>implying Mandopony was not born in a vat at Disney, with no nipples or navel-scar -- later to be kidnapped by operatives from Studio B.
DeleteI hope final can get the appropriate venue, Babscon doesn't seem like one
ReplyDeleteI thought Mando stuck to children and small rodents?
ReplyDelete... well, I suppose in the right lighting Sibsy could be mistaken for either or.
Jesus, I could feel the sting in that one.
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