...No, it's not Justin Bieber, ya dingus. It is none other than the greatest rapper of our generation, a man who, even in his late 30's, manages to consistently stay at the top of the rap game.
That's right folks, our "team of analysts" at Horse News have concluded through "investigative reporting" that this week's episode will feature none other than Tauheed Epps, better known by his stage name "2 Chainz."
Now, of course, we're not EqD, so you horse lovers won't just blindly believe everything we post on our site (yet...). However, there is no doubting the evidence that has flowed out of social media within the last few days.
"Niggas be worried 'bout history, but I just stay smokin' dis tree" -2 Chainz, "Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3" |
Oh, wait, the fucking HAT too? Why would they put all that detail into that picture of Pinkie?
"But Pinkie Pie already has a VA!" As 2 Chainz would so elegantly put it, "Truuuuuu." However, 2 Chainz could just as easily be worked in as his own pone.
Early concept art? |
"Make a record on dat ass like turntable, criminal records on dat ass like a thesis paper! -2 Chainz, "Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3" |
Our second piece of evidence is a Tweet by Meghan McCarthy, shown below:
18 Retweets, 35 Favorites, 2 Chainz |
In case you're still not convinced, we have two more hard facts to present to you. First, this is episode #22 in this season. 22. That's two twos. Two twos, 2 Chainz.
We here at Horse News are certainly excited and can't wait to see 2 Chainz's voice work in the—
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/2-chainz-charged-with-felony-drug-possession-20140403 |
Fedoras look awful even on Pinkie.
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