Poll Results: Our Anchor's name, what should we call him?

With a staggering near-70% of the total votes, Faget Faggotson wins the poll by a landslide. You can expect to see more of Faget Faggotson in the future.

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Comments (3)

  1. You are missing the most autistic possibility of them all:

    "Faget Faggotson" is his TV name as an anchor, but his given name is "Butch Aardvark".

    Go big or go home, asslords.