I think I'm having a fever dream - Kids Youtube flooded with Pony Fetish videos



Full Disclosure; I've been pretty out of whack for about 2 weeks due to constant jet-lag and fear of nuclear annihilation. Then THIS shit appears on my Youtube suggestions. I had to check my address bar like...4 times to make sure I was still on Youtube, and hadn't tabbed over to Derpibooru by mistake.

I'm pretty sure this is part of that trend of Kids "Toy Channels" that seeks to turn childhood access to highspeed Internet into sweet sweet ad revenue, but then again, this could also just be the latest in shitty brony animation.

And I do mean SHIT


Honestly, I don't even know where to start with these channels. There's just....so much going on. What's most interesting is that many of the channels responsible for this content, have only begun to focus on MLP rather recently (most likely due to the upcoming movie). Prior to that, their targets had been tags like Elsa and Spiderman. Not anymore! Now these channels are churning out My Little Pony Fetish videos targeting children on an HOURLY basis, a feat that bronies themselves haven't even been able to muster. The idea, is that children get access to youtube and  go looking for the names of their favorite toys, along with words like "love" "poop" or "transform", and then will be drawn in by the naughty video thumbnails. Then bam! Ad revenue!

They're remarkably effective too. We've seen some of these videos with over 7 MILLION views.

It's basically the total opposite goal of Safesearch Wrap Up.




Behold, as Youtube raises the next generation of Cloppers before they even have a chance at having "normal" sexual interests. It's all here! Spanking... Scat... Voyeurism... Inflation... Stripping... Crossdressing... Literally every tag you'll find on pornhub, you'll find in these Youtube thumbnails aimed at children.



Remember all the times you've read "it's not safe for little girls to Google "My Little Pony" as a complaint against bronies (or men in general).

Well, now you can just as easily blame sweatshop animators and tag trolls. 



Have fun romping in the garbage pile! I'm going back to bed.

Comments (43)

  1. Maximizing profits by tapping underutilized markets and efficient product production. Hallelujah.

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  2. Spieth's gonna win it all

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  4. And in no time at all, searching "my little pony animation" on youtube became a death wish compared to old times(?), relatively speaking.

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  5. Never thought I'd see the day they used images of Ahegao ponies for the thumbnail. But damn.

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  6. What the fuck. Just by simply sorting by most popular...

    This is many times more worrying than clop teasing on EQD and Moliminous videos.

    Save us Lord Kim Jong-Un.

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  7. What the actual fuck?

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  8. Did Greg Hoffman make thees? He was talking about doing a Child corrupting click bait channel ever since faith rubbed him the wrong way that one time bout a year ago.

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  9. Remember, this content is okay, because it does not offend any ideologies!

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  10. These have to be coming out of Pakistan.

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    1. Feels like something ISIS does on the side with their spare time, surrounded by all that video editing setup used to make high-quality durkadurka propaganda. Imagine that, Youtube could be inadvertantly funding terrorists if each of these videos average a million views.

      or, I guess, Pakistanis.

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  11. A lot of these "Youtube Kids'" Channels have shit like this, they had Paw Patrol where one dog cuts another's ear off and there's blood.

    They're also all so shittily animated to the point where GoAnimate videos look like Classic Animated Disney films.

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    1. But yeah, it's sad that the My Little Pony brand is becoming corrupted to the point where it's no longer safe to search it up online for children...

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