Full Disclosure; I've been pretty out of whack for about 2 weeks due to constant jet-lag and fear of nuclear annihilation. Then THIS shit appears on my Youtube suggestions. I had to check my address bar like...4 times to make sure I was still on Youtube, and hadn't tabbed over to Derpibooru by mistake.
I'm pretty sure this is part of that trend of Kids "Toy Channels" that seeks to turn childhood access to highspeed Internet into sweet sweet ad revenue, but then again, this could also just be the latest in shitty brony animation.
Come look at this shit.
And I do mean SHIT
Honestly, I don't even know where to start with these channels. There's just....so much going on. What's most interesting is that many of the channels responsible for this content, have only begun to focus on MLP rather recently (most likely due to the upcoming movie). Prior to that, their targets had been tags like Elsa and Spiderman. Not anymore! Now these channels are churning out My Little Pony Fetish videos targeting children on an HOURLY basis, a feat that bronies themselves haven't even been able to muster. The idea, is that children get access to youtube and go looking for the names of their favorite toys, along with words like "love" "poop" or "transform", and then will be drawn in by the naughty video thumbnails. Then bam! Ad revenue!
They're remarkably effective too. We've seen some of these videos with over 7 MILLION views.
It's basically the total opposite goal of Safesearch Wrap Up.
Behold, as Youtube raises the next generation of Cloppers before they even have a chance at having "normal" sexual interests. It's all here! Spanking... Scat... Voyeurism... Inflation... Stripping... Crossdressing... Literally every tag you'll find on pornhub, you'll find in these Youtube thumbnails aimed at children.
Remember all the times you've read "it's not safe for little girls to Google "My Little Pony" as a complaint against bronies (or men in general).
Well, now you can just as easily blame sweatshop animators and tag trolls.
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A lot of these "Youtube Kids'" Channels have shit like this, they had Paw Patrol where one dog cuts another's ear off and there's blood.
ReplyDeleteThey're also all so shittily animated to the point where GoAnimate videos look like Classic Animated Disney films.
But yeah, it's sad that the My Little Pony brand is becoming corrupted to the point where it's no longer safe to search it up online for children...
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