"Horse News: The Sitcom" is happening


After thirteen months of pitching our crappy web series, Horse News has finally made it to the big time, signing a ten episode deal with NBC, home to amazing programming like The Slap and Ironside. In fact, our sitcom's intro is now available online for your viewing pleasure. What's it about? Who's on it? 

 Well keep reading you lazy shit


 Set in Detroit, Horse News: The Sitcom will feature all your favorite writers and Rarifag living under one roof, struggling to understand why there are so many horses having sex on the couch. Friendships are made, tears are shed, and Capper just ends up getting drunk every episode. There will be sex, there will be love, there will be tragedy, and yes, an even bigger dosage of pony for the masses.

 Let's not forget guest stars! Already set to appear on the show is the best voice actress to ever walk the earth. Everyone's favorite pony VA, Grey DeLisle will make an appearance as Jim's aunt, who eventually becomes romantically involved with every single person in the house. Also set to appear is Neil deGrasse Tyson and Bill Nye as the hyper-liberal gay couple down the street! And while this last one hasn't been confirmed yet, we're expecting fellow Detroit native Eminem to make a quick cameo, inevitably spouting something homophobic and walking away.

 So get ready for intelligent and wacky shenanigans on Horse News: The Sitcom, premiering September 12th of this year!
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UPDATE

We're cancelled
Posted Wednesday, 18 February 2015 at 11:00 am
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Comments (16)

  1. dd18 February 2015 at 11:04

    Cancelled before we even had a chance...

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  2. Anonymous18 February 2015 at 13:27

    And something of great value was lost.

    Again.

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  3. Unknown18 February 2015 at 14:11

    So who's Urkel?

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  4. Anonymous18 February 2015 at 14:11

    All the donators fled when they learned that Rarifag would have a leading role.

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  5. Anonymous18 February 2015 at 16:57

    Sauce on that comic panel?

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    1. Anonymous18 February 2015 at 18:49

      Hers' the artist. It's one of their more recent works so it shouldn't be hard to find. https://derpiboo.ru/tags/artist-colon-anibaruthecat

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    2. Anonymous19 February 2015 at 03:54

      Thanks, anon.

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  6. Anonymous18 February 2015 at 17:32

    Hell I'd watch horse-news on youtube. Just copy a few of the other dozen mentionable news- on- YouTube channels with your personal pony spin, get a guy Who's good on camera (no sense of shame), and you got youself horse news YouTube channel.

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  7. Anonymous18 February 2015 at 19:38

    >September 12th

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  8. Anonymous18 February 2015 at 20:00

    I prefer 'Too Many Cooks'.

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    1. Anonymous19 February 2015 at 01:53

      IT TAKES A LOT TO MAKE A STEW
      A PINCH OF SALT AND LAUGHTER TOO
      A SCOOP OF KIDS TO ADD THE SPICE
      A DASH OF LOVE TO MAKE IT NICE

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  9. Unknown18 February 2015 at 21:53

    Figures. Anything Crazy Ivan produces tends to end up cancelled.

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  10. Anonymous19 February 2015 at 02:54

    I came.

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  11. Niodox19 February 2015 at 17:22

    RIP in peace HN sitcom

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  12. Anonymous21 February 2015 at 01:40

    Should have said it was going to be on Fox, they're notorious for canceling things before they start. NBC will air even the worst crap for 3-4 episodes before canceling. If you've seen half the crap they air, you'd know they don't care about ratings anymore.

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