M.A. Larson forced to attend Nightmare Nights Dallas

Captured in Afghanistan by Nightmare Moon's guards, M.A. Larson was sentenced to a 3-day detention in October at the My Little Pony convention Nightmare Nights Dallas. Charged with crimes such as: Distributing controlled wings, consumption of cider with Britist insurgent Foal Papers, and laundering romantic proposals, Mitch "The Executioner" Larson is one bad, heinous criminal.

M.A. Larson is also accused of causing traumatic psychological injury to bronies with episodes such as “Swarm of the Century,” “Sonic Rainboom,” “Luna Eclipsed,” and especially caused a spike in PTSD cases with the the tragic "Magical Mystery Cure" episode. Our informants reveal he is now the highest-ranking lead writer for Season 5 in the militant group producing the cultural degeneracy propaganda of My Little Pony, taking over for Meghan McCarthy, who has not been seen since the United States started airstrikes in northern Iraq.

Aside from participation with the MLP:FiM terror campaign, M.A. Larson has also been suspected of involvement with insurgency group Cartoon Network's propaganda series My Gym Partner's A Kebab Monkey and is an active propagandist for the Hub's Terrorist Littlest Pet Shop series. His latest manifesto, Pennyroyal Academy, is also scheduled to be leaked before his forced detention.

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Until then, believe in M. A. Larson.

Art by Ashy Girl

Nightmare Nights Dallas (NMND) is Texas’ biggest My Little Pony convention, and will be held on October 24-26, 2014 at the Crowne Plaza Addison in Addison, Texas. Contact NightmareNightsDallas@gmail.com with any questions! Join us on the web at www.nightmarenights.net www.facebook.com/NMNDallas  www.twitter.com/nightmarenights

Comments (1)

  1. I want to go, but the idea of sharing a room with someone I'll likely be stuck carpooling with puts a heavy deterrent on it.