Fleshlight international launches LaunchPAD, aka you can now fuck your ipad

Finally, since it was rumoured in 2012, Fleshlight has launched it's own iPad case named LaunchPAD. Yes, you can finally fuck your iPad. The innovation was immediately modded to cater to the Brony market. Introducing launchPAD Pony Edition.



Humanity has been dreaming of this moment for ages, you can finally cum inside Rainbow Dash. Years of research since the first Rainbow Dash was spotted in the wild have resulted in developing a portable way of cumming inside her, without having to travel to HorseLand.



A >no hooves edition has been made available, after the the quick success of the iWTciRD Pony edition, and the new release brings several updates. The new patented CumInside™ graphics engine allows for higher visual fidelity and greater sensitivity, almost transporting your mind straight into mid-coitus with your favorite horse, Total-Recall style.



The company has provided a video and a demonstration at their website, unfortunately there's no video of the horse edition, we hope that this is fixed in the next few hours. A few Horse News staffers were given trial versions of the device, and immediately locked themselves in the Office bathroom. That was about 11 hours ago, and they have yet to return with a report.

Comments (5)

  1. If an app is made to detect motion and have the pony move accordingly, I'll give it some thought.

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  2. My own kind is just too much to take. I am of the same species that are responsible for this. Wow.

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  3. IWTCITSRAPPAJFSRD I'd bang their pony brains out.

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  4. Feel good gurl.

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  5. What about Adolf Hitler?

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