Petition for Capper General to Reveal Himself in All His Gloriousness

With the rise of Capper General's generosity, some have thought of the ultimate gift to /mlp/ that he can possibly give to all of us.



A Petition for Capper General to show us his glorious man-mammaries.



 
I personally think that this is the best Easter present that can Capper can gives us for all of us at Horse News and /mlp/.

Though it's mostly my intense desire to see Capper in a maid outfit doing a strip tease. I mean Intense.