Useful Valentines cards, and coupons for Vaseline, Tissues, and Ice Cream

It is February 14 here in 'murrica, which means one thing...It's the opening day of the Winter Cup!
Oh and apparently it's sobbing masturbation Valentine's day too. Did you get your Tulpa anything?
You didn't? Shit, well hey we got you covered. We've compiled some of the most NSFW best pony Valentines we could find for you, so you don't have to go through the hard work of doing it yourself.
We'll start them off with expert-level photoshop-work valentines. Or in some cases...rejection cards.
Chances are if you are reading this site you may get more of one than the other.

From anal to bestiality, It's everything you could ever want or expect from the fans.

But before all that, have a musical valentines message from this glorious OP.

Now on to the cards.

Before moving on to the next section, we want to give you some useful links.

Here is a coupon for $2 Off Vaseline and Hand lotion.

Here's a coupon for 50 cents off of  tissues.

Here's a coupon for Ice Cream

It's the least we can do.

 Ever the authority on proper vanilla romance, John Joseco gets in on the action.

Yeah, we miss Princess Molestia too.

We have a whole series of these insane Twilight Cards

Which are just wonderful

There's a Tumblr or something for the artist.

Then there's these. These came out last year too on this tumblr.

And as your reward for scrolling ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM.

 If you want more, let us know. We've got nothing better to do today...