Ah, Do or Deer, a name
synonymous with abject failure among /mlp/ and that one shitposting
anon. A long standing tradition of why Tumblr needs to burn to the
ground. A stirring tale of betrayal, drugs, and love. Oh wait, those
last two only happened in my mind. This is a guide on how to fuck up a
good idea in no time.
Way back when, during Season 3, the anons of
our fair board were so thoroughly disgusted by the train wreck that was
Double Rainboom, they bitched about it constantly. Until one thread, an
anon piped up and said “Well, if you hate it so much, why don’t you make
something better?” The anons couldn’t help but agree. And so, betwixt a
few threads, an idea was born, ripped from the mind of Mother Faust
herself.
It was a rejected idea, an entrancing story of the
girls and Spike meeting a pony orphaned in the White Tail Woods, raised
by deer, whom fought hard to fit into a society that he didn’t belong
in. It was great idea, even if it already stank of liberal
transgenderism already. And so, a hasty group was assembled, led by one
Flurshy and For a Thousand Years.
They quickly set-up an IRC chat at this time,
composed of the numerous anon working on the project. It was a turbulent
start, pointless happenstance going back and forth about the name of
the episode, switching between Do or Deer and Truth and Deer several
times and the usual brand of pony based funposting.
After a few weeks of back and forth-ing
however, everything was suddenly switched over to Skype, Flurshy
quitting and leaving For A Thousand Years in charge, as well as the
original script writer disappearing. And yet again, everything returned
to its slow speed, plodding not unlike a pack mule, until For A Thousand
Years ceased to exist, but not before leaving two others in control:
Rat and Wreckingfist.
At this point, Wreckingfist becomes power
hungry, making a move to remove a member from the project. The project
continues, making progress at last, but not before cutting down the
number of people on the project from 35 to 10. At this point, the script
was finally finished. And then, it really hit the fan. Without the other
leader’s knowledge, Wreckingfist brought in three Tumblerites, Doppel,
Pippa and Tentacuddles.
In one fell swoop, Wreckingfist had bombed the
whole project, between him and the three Tumblrites, a strict No-Fun
Allowed policy took place, causing constant in-fighting and literal
complaints from the Tumblrites about anons using trigger words among the
chats.
And it only got worse from there. Suddenly,
these three and Wreckingball were almost entirely responsible for trying
to change everything, from the main focus of the episode, Treebark
himself, to the very script (Under the guise of making it “funnier”).
They tried to change the VA’s, trying to replace the ones lined-up with
those of Rina-chan and her little groupies.
And just like that, within just a week, the
whole project had been gutted, the project head returning to a mess, and
the project slowly dying, before it was nothing but a memory, a bad
joke on the minds of anons. And that’s how it ended. Not with a bang and
a product, but with a whisper of “Fuck Tumblr.”
But that Rarity vs. The Giant Crab thing looked pretty cool, whatever happened to that?
P.S.-And as an added footnote to the end of
this project, after Wreckingball devastated this whole operation, he
moved onto True Tails, FlamingoRich’s next project after Double
Rainboom. Literally betraying the original concept of the project he
bombed, he got himself signed on, deluding himself into believing it was
a paying job. However, he was proved otherwise, and at this point, he
was quoted as saying “…[And] I am applying to more legit jobs right now.
When I get one, I am dropping True Tail like a hot potato.”
Writers Note: The finished script for Do or Deer can be found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-PanbGhXxLMJ8Vb5nkxm8H0-4flt8ZKdkKfZAmRPzcU/edit
Writers Note: The finished script for Do or Deer can be found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-PanbGhXxLMJ8Vb5nkxm8H0-4flt8ZKdkKfZAmRPzcU/edit
Hey that's pretty cool. Everyone told me though when I had a mustache I let it be too wide. Do you have a grooming guide for them
ReplyDeleteAll I feel is rage
ReplyDeleteThis is why we can't have nice things. Ever.
ReplyDeleteThis is surprisingly really good. Wow.
ReplyDeleteWell, I remember calling it back in April. I even made this post here:
ReplyDeletehttp://i.imgur.com/XEWCTzR.png
It was doomed to fail and we all knew it.
I wonder if that script is available anywhere at all.
ReplyDeleteTumblr once again ruins fun
ReplyDeleteHere's the script: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-PanbGhXxLMJ8Vb5nkxm8H0-4flt8ZKdkKfZAmRPzcU/edit
ReplyDeleteRight. well I suppose this CrazyIvan failed to mention that right off the bat they had about 15 people proclaiming to be writing the script, about no one doing anything about getting voice actors, or character designs.
ReplyDeleteJust a lot of people farting around trying to feel special. It all tapered out when the team lead vanished and gave no direction. People getting butt hurt that some tumblrites were trying to actually get things done (even though even they fucked up too, what too sensitive about character critques)