MLP writer discovered to be secret identity of retired superhero


It was the scoop of the century, Mitch "Coronate a bitch" Larson was discovered to be the secret identity of the retired Dreamworks superhero "Metro Man" by an observant fan earlier today. The hero faked his death in 2010, which conspicuously was the very year that My Little Pony Friendship is Magic was first released, with a "M.A. Larson" on staff.
When asked about the uncanny resemblance, the reclusive writer feigned ignorance to protect his new comfortable lifestyle.


It is clear now that Metro Man - aka Mitch Larson - was the driving force behind the proposed Hasbro/Dreamworks merger, the studio which produced the biography about his former life. Since leaving a life of fighting crime, Larson has had time to do what he has always wanted - writing and music.


Sources inform us that Larson chose the civilian name "Mitch" out of convenience, so that he could retain is numerous monogrammed outfits.


It is unclear what the hero will do next now that his secret has been revealed to the world, though we've been told that "a sandwich sounds nice".
Posted Sunday 11 January 2015 at 1:32 pm
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Comments (10)

  1. Anonymous11 January 2015 at 13:58

    My sides, holy shit.

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    1. ChikaHakozaki12 January 2015 at 11:31

      Is it me or is Larson getting fatter and beardier?

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  2. Anonymous11 January 2015 at 14:47

    I'm more shocked that movie came out in 2010. I could have sworn it was 2012 at the earliest. I remember seeing it with a friend of mine.

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  3. lunaticbob11 January 2015 at 16:14

    Hiatus, please end soon.

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  4. Dustin Lange11 January 2015 at 17:07

    This is the best thing that has ever happend!
    A freakin' news artical about something I made!
    AHHHH!

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    1. Anonymous11 January 2015 at 17:50

      Congrats dude, you're now horsefamous xD
      Brohoof! /)

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    2. Dustin Lange11 January 2015 at 19:58

      Thanks!
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  5. Unknown11 January 2015 at 19:12

    This makes more sense then it really should.

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  6. Anonymous11 January 2015 at 23:22

    When are you talk about how Peter New is the Zodiac Killer?

    #PeterNewIsTheZodiacKillerGate

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