M.A. Larson announces Presidential Bid - #Larson2016

Unsatisfied with Vermin Supreme running uncontested in the upcoming 2016 Presidential Election for the Pony Party, Mitch "Coronate a bitch" Larson announced his candidacy today. A stadium of his supporters were seen chanting "Buy His Book! Buy His Book!" in unison, at an inaugural rally outside of Hasbro headquarters shortly after the announcement.

 Fairly confident in his victory, Larson has already announced his platform and vice president for his ticket.

#Larson2016 kicked off with Mitch laying down his highly-praised "mandatory stargazing" plan. Political analysts believe this will be the first of many "More Creativity Less Bullshit" reforms that he will propose as part of his platform.

Much in the way that Robin Williams did in the underrated comedy "Man of the Year", Larson is apparently building his cabinet largely on whims, declaring someone named "Misha" his Vice-President.

Analysts predict that "love and tolerate" will be cornerstones of his marketing campaign.

Despite his Hollywood cultural ties, Larson is out to prove that he is not a weakling, as he has proposed bringing back the death penalty via guillotine, for such criminal offenses as being a fan of "Dancing with the Stars".

A strong contender it is unlikely he will make it to the general ballot in 2016, which is why a write-in campaign has been mounted and is already drawing some traction.

If you would like to work for the "Larson2016" campaign, send an email to larson@presidency.com