The Collapse of The Rift Café

      It's a sad day for the analysis community, as the huge spaghetti pot that is The Rift Café

 finally gets shut down. By it's own mods, no less. Find out more below the break!

       With the dust settling, we are left to wonder, w̶h̶y̶ ̶d̶o̶e̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶c̶a̶r̶e̶  what actually happened? We have it straight from the source that one of the mods expressed the desire to leave, tired of dealing with the scum (see: everyone) in the chat. It was at this point that he learned that he wasn't the only person who hated everyone there. In fact, not a single person was happy moderating it.
       With their joint hatred out in the open, they quickly made plans to abort the chat and bring it all crashing down. They all typed up their farewell paragraphs, and hit the self destruct button.

       Through the screams of "NO ONE PRETENDS TO CARE ABOUT MY OPINIONS," the mods went to work removing each and every person from the skype group. Some fled to their secondary call group, but there, they were only met with a crossdressing autist with mod powers losing his shit and removing anyone who dared question his worth.

       Now that their precious group is in pieces, one major question remains... Will they take the hint that they are all shit, or will they simply curl up in denile and whisper to themselves about how great they are while they slowly rot away laying in their beds, masturbating to pictures of Digisenpai? Word is they are already trying to pick up the pieces and form a new group, but fractured as they are, we probably won't hear from them again for a long time.

       

"Huh. That happened."

- Vida

"Fuck ya'll niggas. I'm out!"

- Malicorn