Scandal: Mando sends D*ck Pictures to unsuspecting pegasisters


Many are calling it the "scandal of the year", as Andy "Mandopony" Stein, was recently caught sending what witnesses are describing as quote "d*ck pictures" to unsuspecting female fans via Snapchat and SMS. His girlfriend and show storyboard artist Sibsy was shocked saying "I love d*cks! I can't believe he would share pics with other women!"
Check the uncensored messages below.




This image was sent to an unspecified female fan of Mando's late yesterday evening, with the message "check out my big white duck". The fan was horrified and contacted Horse-News immediately. Another fan received THIS duck-pic with the question "Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck, or a bunch of duck-sized horses?"



The young woman was shocked and said only "it's a lot smaller than I imagined".
It is a well known fact that Mando is currently dating Sabrina Alberghetti, who "loves ducks". Sabrina is reportedly furious that Mando would go around sending his duck pictures to other women behind her back.


Mando has yet to release an official statement regarding his so-called "feather-flashing", but witnesses can confirm that Mando was drunk after a bar-visit when he sent them. "You should have seen his bill" one mentioned.
In a bold move of pay-back, Sibsy has leaked this photo of herself in her birthday suit, "getting a piece" with 9 ducks at the same time.



Posted Sunday 8 June 2014 at 1:21 pm
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Comments (24)

  1. Anonymous8 June 2014 at 13:30

    Expert-Level Bait and switch
    Good job
    I was starting to forget you guys are still the Onion of the fandom.

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  2. Petirep8 June 2014 at 13:33

    This is a quality article

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  3. Anonymous8 June 2014 at 13:38

    I feel betrayed, yet impressed.

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  4. MandoPony8 June 2014 at 13:58

    it was only a matter of time before this story got leaked

    I must take accountability for my actions

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    1. Anonymous8 June 2014 at 14:39

      MandoPony throwing himself into the comment section on Horse News?

      Oh boy, this is like sticking your d*ck in an anthill, this won't end well.

      Delete
    2. Anonymous8 June 2014 at 17:45

      Don't you know? He's now one of us. dae iwtcird??? le #horsefamous

      Delete
    3. Niodox8 June 2014 at 19:12

      I'm not even sure a duck would fit in an anthill.

      Delete
    4. Anonymous9 June 2014 at 03:50

      You'd have to be quackers to even try.

      Ok ok I'm leaving...

      Delete
    5. Anonymous10 June 2014 at 12:06

      Welp. Looks like Mando's one of us tonight.

      Delete
  5. Dr Hotel Mario8 June 2014 at 13:59

    This is 1,000,000 times funnier if you know about Christian Weston Chandler XD

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    1. Anonymous9 June 2014 at 04:31

      I knew about him, and I didn't make the connection until I just now read that comment.

      But you're right.

      Delete
  6. Anonymous8 June 2014 at 14:03

    I love puns

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  7. Anonymous8 June 2014 at 14:07

    Finally a decent article

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  8. Anonymous8 June 2014 at 14:23

    Sneaking around behind Sibsy's back and sending random pegasisters d*ck pics, you should be ashamed of yourself.

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  9. Anonymous8 June 2014 at 14:28

    Fucking hell, Horse News. This is so corny but I fell for it. 11/10, I took the bait.

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  10. Anonymous8 June 2014 at 15:20

    not as good as the brozen bait but still decent quality

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  11. Anonymous8 June 2014 at 16:46

    pfff thanks Horse News we needed a good article after the whole malicorn/vido fic

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  12. Anonymous8 June 2014 at 18:00

    Give her the D!

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  13. Anonymous8 June 2014 at 19:02

    Oh lawdy. Thanks for the laugh mate, your articles are without a doubt the funniest ones on this site so far.

    Can't say I've been frequenting /mlp/ since hiatus started, as it is just getting boring but while I wait having HN around this hiatus is proving an excellent substitute.

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  14. Mister Twister9 June 2014 at 09:47

    8.8/10 it's okay.

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  15. Anonymous5 July 2014 at 16:52

    Fuck you, Horse News.

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  16. Anonymous1 January 2015 at 17:29

    Horse News, can you, please, stop make stupid jokes?

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  17. Anonymous4 June 2021 at 17:54

    this aged well...

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  18. Anonymous6 August 2022 at 00:25

    Fuck mandopony

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