She Has Become Death, Destroyer of Everything Feminism Stood For in the Last Century

Adding to the collective body count of the earlier news, another several million innocent, mislead lives have met a grim end to the hellish chimes of the DWM movement's new hit single. Those who survive the initial listen usually become deaf for life afterwards.

As if her angst was not broadcasted enough to the world, a certain ringleader used her illegal substances to mind-control some hapless girl into singing her newest ballad, straight from hell. Warning: Horse News is not responsible for the following symptoms after listening: immediate brain hemorrhage, stroke, cancerous cell growth, gonorrhea, crabs, or explosive diarrhea.

Behold, lyrics written by a teenager. You have been warned.

You say that you’re only having fun
All i see see is disgusting things being done
truth hurts whether it’s right or wrong
I can’t stop ‘cause I’m having too much fun
you cletch your teeth, violently cursing me
you tell me that i’m taking this to personally
down with, down with molestia
I’m sitting here and a-tumblin going; what the hell?
You’re fucking rape jokes are hella wrong
And I don’t really care about your arguments right now
I will take down all your filth posts
but we can do this maybe maybe
Down with down with molestia
Whoa, what the hell?
shut the fuck up
So what if you make claims of censorship?
you are so wrong about that that really is
I rather rage than think everything’s okay
Don’t get me wrong, I just need some time to play
you clench your teeth, violently cursing me
you tell me that i’m taking this to personally
You say that I’m messing with your head
 that’s the price of the truth my friend
Down with love and tolerate
I’m here to yell and educate

Comments (12)

  1. Guess you really could say Twilght wasn't prepared for this

  2. It's so bad it's funny.

  3. This is worse than stubbing your toe. This is fucking awful. Just inecscusably bad.


  5. I listened.
    I cringed.
    I regretted everything I have ever done in my life that lead me to clicking that link.

  6. I think my ears are bleeding.

  7. She hasn't actually stopped anything right? Please tell me she hasn't made any real impact.

    1. in case you're still wondering... outside of her venomous little circle of friends, no, she has not.

  8. Hahahahahhhahahhhahahaahahahahahaah could be 20 percent cooler RAINBOW DASH U ROCK