tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-972990476219054386.post5993053098710321606..comments2024-03-28T06:24:57.714-05:00Comments on Horse News: Flash Sentry and Sonata Dusk go BCUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-972990476219054386.post-5048301741177294382015-02-12T16:30:04.434-06:002015-02-12T16:30:04.434-06:00Well, lets just say they dont have to pay much to ...Well, lets just say they dont have to pay much to travel :D Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-972990476219054386.post-46363594393991490442015-02-06T15:22:52.334-06:002015-02-06T15:22:52.334-06:00Top KekTop KekAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-972990476219054386.post-6581772495440816502015-02-06T15:16:52.729-06:002015-02-06T15:16:52.729-06:00I came for hate against flash sentry not this. ...I came for hate against flash sentry not this. OH GOD NOT THISAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-972990476219054386.post-34737277848350305532015-02-06T14:55:07.479-06:002015-02-06T14:55:07.479-06:00What the fuck am I reading?What the fuck am I reading?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-972990476219054386.post-82639197128013619962015-02-06T03:22:54.024-06:002015-02-06T03:22:54.024-06:00>Actually wanting to see the male VA's
I kn...>Actually wanting to see the male VA's<br />I knew you all had your butter spread that sideTopLelM8https://plus.google.com/u/0/b/100656059783464092496/app/basic/+ExtramanaRyan?cbp=14u6874h2o0q6&sview=25&cid=5&soc-app=115&soc-platform=1noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-972990476219054386.post-61081263798614507522015-02-06T01:58:56.731-06:002015-02-06T01:58:56.731-06:00Considering they're the "hometown con&quo...Considering they're the "hometown con" I expected a lot more participation from show staffs and VAsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-972990476219054386.post-55436336565674868042015-02-06T01:12:05.075-06:002015-02-06T01:12:05.075-06:00>Vincent awoke with a start.
>As he struggle...>Vincent awoke with a start.<br />>As he struggled to sit up, a restraint pressed against his bruised ribs. <br />>It wasn't anything too major, and in the gloomy, foreboding darkness, it felt like a make-shift rope made up of bungee cables from a gas station.<br />>He gingerly removed them, as his chest still hurt.<br />>And then he felt something against his sternum.<br />>A gigantic, horrible gash, held together with gauze and crudely-sewn stitches!<br />"Ah! You're awake! Let me turn on the light for you, Mr. Tong!"<br />>The room was suddenly filled with a blinding swoosh of painfully bright light.<br />>As Vincent's eyes adjusted to the sudden flood fill of light, he noticed that the room was filled with mangled and destroyed My Little Pony Toys.<br />>And that he was covered in dry, crusty blood.<br />"Ah! Please don't scream, Mr. Tong!" the voice cried out imploringly.<br />>Against his better judgement, Vincent didn't peep even an aspirated gasp of terror.<br />>Standing in front of him now, was a large brony.<br />>Standard stereotype: overweight, poor facial hair distribution, awful fashion covered in snack-stains and cheeto dust, wallet chain, trilby hat, and a silk Goku shirt, ironically featuring Goku riding a wolf, racing against a poorly rendered Rainbow Dash patch that must have been covering up a flying Piccolo.<br />"What do you…" Vincent began.<br />"I want you, Mr. Tong."<br />>Vincent must have started at the nerd for minutes, when the silence was broken like a beer bottle to the head at a redneck bar.<br />"For you see, Mr. Tong…"<br />>The brony started to undo his shirt.<br />"Last Christmas…"<br />>and then slowly and what he must've thought was seductively, peeled up his greasy, oily wife-beater undershirt, caked with filth.<br />"I gave you my heart…"<br />>And where the brony's heart should've been, was replaced by tubes pushing gallons of blood through a machine strapped to his back!<br />>Vincent looked down at his chest, and then back at the brony.<br />>The brony nodded firmly, as a smile spread across Vincent's face.<br />>As the two of them passionately and lovingly made the most grittiest and animalistic love possible, Vincent smiled throughout, knowing that within his chest beat the heart of his fans.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-972990476219054386.post-26448569788770143492015-02-06T00:35:59.165-06:002015-02-06T00:35:59.165-06:00Vincent Tong is a genuinely hunky slab of meat.
...Vincent Tong is a genuinely hunky slab of meat. <br /><br />I'd bat for the other team if he so as glanced at me; arching ropes of jizz flying across the room, forming a delicate, dewy, and disgusting spiderweb of man-sauce, trapping handsome Vinny like a caged animal pawing against the hideous leavings of a confused young man, not wanting to touch the substance, yet weighing the desire to flee against the wilding inconvenience of making shoe-to-goo contact, and accidentally flailing to the ground. <br />In that confusion, I will build a literal bridge out of red and pink rose petals, at great personal financial expense, hoping against hope that sweet, sensuous Vincent-Sempai will make me HIS waifu, for one night at least, that would end in champagne and friendly-magic.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com