tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-972990476219054386.post2679349548884178630..comments2024-03-19T01:43:03.661-05:00Comments on Horse News: Tumblr user notices fire, tells no oneUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-972990476219054386.post-59848969927137340842014-04-29T21:48:43.883-05:002014-04-29T21:48:43.883-05:00What?
I respected the request of the fire and did ...What?<br />I respected the request of the fire and did NOT call the fire department!<br /><br />It doesn't matter if it was the right thing to do, the important thing is that I followed that adorable little fireplug's order and let them be on their way afterwards!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-972990476219054386.post-45977672760217873392014-04-29T18:07:51.359-05:002014-04-29T18:07:51.359-05:00Not to mention they claim the girl was grabbed in ...Not to mention they claim the girl was grabbed in the elevator, but there was no evidence on the security cameras in the elevators. Meanwhile not a single person in the very crowded foyer noticed a girl running up and begging for asylum, including the people at adjacent tables. And despite the fact that there were three staffers at their table, and they claim the girl was there for hours, they can't find a third person to support their story.<br /><br />Combine that with the multiple factual errors in the original story (the table in question was in the foyer rather than the vendor hall, there were no body pillows of any kind in the vendor hall, the convention was constantly patrolled by security and the pornographic artworks described were not allowed in the convention) and you have a shining example of bad self-insert fanfic from somebody who did all their research on SJW hateblogs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-972990476219054386.post-83510629594095832022014-04-29T16:56:51.977-05:002014-04-29T16:56:51.977-05:00pls deliver, anonpls deliver, anonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-972990476219054386.post-28673458083584703792014-04-29T15:13:11.637-05:002014-04-29T15:13:11.637-05:00>implying Pinkie's girlfriend would post an...>implying Pinkie's girlfriend would post anonymously instead of namefagging and miss out on all that sweet sweet attention they crave<br /><br />tfw you realize you are a filthy casual who doesn't recognize a Poe even when they linked to the horse-news article about the story they said horse-news didn't coverAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-972990476219054386.post-64984298234488953962014-04-29T13:41:21.131-05:002014-04-29T13:41:21.131-05:00"This person" doesn't exist, because..."This person" doesn't exist, because once again horse-news has decided to write yet another fake article about things that never happened instead of covering the real story "<br /><br />lucariwoah please <br /><br />and I know its you because no one else is that dense to know this was a parody of that fake event.Chelishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01671555532037351040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-972990476219054386.post-30705709764118351882014-04-29T13:40:05.432-05:002014-04-29T13:40:05.432-05:00This article is a parody of a tumblr post that act...This article is a parody of a tumblr post that actually happened where somebody claimed there was an attempted child abduction at BABScon.<br /><br />The person making the claim however also said they didnt even try to tell the convention, the police, the parents, the hotel security, or ANYONE really until days later after they had already returned home.<br /><br />The table she was at was also a few feet from the Convention registration desk. You know, as in a casual "Hey we have a problem" at about normal speaking volume would have sufficed.<br /><br />It never happened.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-972990476219054386.post-58279264914309098532014-04-29T13:36:02.836-05:002014-04-29T13:36:02.836-05:00I really wish all of this isn't legit at all. ...I really wish all of this isn't legit at all. I just don't want to believe such dipshits exist.<br /><br />And if it is... well, then I wish the whole Tumblr ceases to fucking exist.<br />...'cept maybe for some R34 artists, they cool.Krupamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12135432485674279786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-972990476219054386.post-73221255875094147312014-04-29T13:16:48.551-05:002014-04-29T13:16:48.551-05:00You mean the BABScon vendor table that was three t...You mean the BABScon vendor table that was three tables from the staff table. They chose not to report to people literally within casual conversation distance from them nor did anyone notice the event. This is also known as, didn't fucking happen. As for the one other person who collaborated her story it was a kneejerk response to save her from literal FBI involvement because if these actions had take place she would have been guilty of multiple federal crimes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-972990476219054386.post-21803944620644559722014-04-29T13:13:28.140-05:002014-04-29T13:13:28.140-05:00I need to leave for class in a few minutes, but I&...I need to leave for class in a few minutes, but I'll gladly make a "SJW Real Life Fanfiction" tumblr for the archival of such works of literary mastery when I return.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-972990476219054386.post-55167227517382276242014-04-29T13:12:46.368-05:002014-04-29T13:12:46.368-05:00"This person" doesn't exist, because..."This person" doesn't exist, because once again horse-news has decided to write yet another fake article about things that never happened instead of covering the real story about the BABScon attendees that had to secretly hide a little girl running from a pedophile at their booth because she didn't want to tell the con staff.<br /><br />http://goo.gl/cIxlHYAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-972990476219054386.post-66962086213676906962014-04-29T11:12:29.831-05:002014-04-29T11:12:29.831-05:00If there isn't already, there needs to be a &q...If there isn't already, there needs to be a "Snowflake Awards" to mock these kinds of people and give the stupidest an award.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-972990476219054386.post-73568287370064888072014-04-29T11:10:48.769-05:002014-04-29T11:10:48.769-05:00Someone needs to forcibly remove this person's...Someone needs to forcibly remove this person's ability to reproduce.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-972990476219054386.post-52794075876339140262014-04-29T10:23:06.150-05:002014-04-29T10:23:06.150-05:00I could hear smooth jazz in the back ground as I r...I could hear smooth jazz in the back ground as I read this. It was most enjoyable.Niodoxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02823301510456197270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-972990476219054386.post-6547579690173966542014-04-29T08:57:35.118-05:002014-04-29T08:57:35.118-05:00This is why you never trust ANYONE on tumblr.This is why you never trust ANYONE on tumblr.Booker :)https://www.blogger.com/profile/00977470141314470387noreply@blogger.com